Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2006

"she's everything you want.. she's everything you need. she's everything inside of you that you wish you could be..."

2006-12-08 13:50:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Screw me or climb the ladder to success," she said.

No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye. "Screw me hard or climb the ladder to success," she said. "Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on."

On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive. "Screw me now or climb the ladder to success," she uttered. As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went.

On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. "Screw me here and now or climb the ladder to success," she flirted. Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again. When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.

"Who are you?" the man asked.

"Hello" said the ugly fat man, "I'm Cess!"

2006-12-08 13:50:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you love me? Do you mean it?

Oh and no rude answers :D

2006-12-08 13:50:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He did it now singing some rap! Check this out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Ho_5y61Pw

2006-12-08 13:50:22 · 2 answers · asked by I HATE AMERICAN CRIMINALS 1 in Jokes & Riddles

On that commercial where the guys are singing Rock the Cat Box, is the real name of the song called Rock the Kasbah? and is that the correct spelling of Kasbah?

2006-12-08 13:50:22 · 9 answers · asked by donna jean 3 in Music

im triing to put the song on my myspace who sings it...
i know
jackson 5 - myspace dont got it
jessica Simpson- dont got it

WHO ELZZZ????!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-08 13:49:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i think cap caveman wins

2006-12-08 13:49:44 · 17 answers · asked by thedeliciousone14 3 in Celebrities

Both guys and girls answer please.

Do you try and fan the smell away? Do you get up and leave until the smell is gone then come back?

You can't say you've never farted while at the computer.

I usually just ignore it.

2006-12-08 13:49:35 · 23 answers · asked by Koral 2 in Polls & Surveys

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

2006-12-08 13:49:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

My sister loves this band, but personally they are a copy of every pop rock band out there.

2006-12-08 13:48:53 · 16 answers · asked by A7X Girl 3 in Music

I think that Justin Timberlake sounds like a girl! lol!

2006-12-08 13:48:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i wanna now if there is any web site viewing hiiissss photos i mean new photos for him

2006-12-08 13:48:14 · 5 answers · asked by Nora 2 in Celebrities

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.

He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."

She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"

The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"

She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."

2006-12-08 13:48:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-08 13:47:41 · 5 answers · asked by PandaGirl 2 in Television

♥♫

2006-12-08 13:47:35 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 13:47:30 · 5 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

whatever that might be...

2006-12-08 13:47:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://i13.tinypic.com/2zs185j.jpg

2006-12-08 13:47:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 13:47:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 13:46:54 · 4 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

Or do I mean the opposition?

2006-12-08 13:46:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-12-08 13:46:25 · 4 answers · asked by anabanana 3 in Music

If you were Parvati. Would you have picked the same people or would you have picked other people?

2006-12-08 13:45:52 · 3 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 13:45:40 · 1 answers · asked by A friend 2 in Movies

Inorder to get the guy/girl? How did that work out for you?

2006-12-08 13:45:33 · 23 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do any of you know some songs that starts with a woman's name in the title?

2006-12-08 13:45:13 · 28 answers · asked by pinktenshi13 1 in Music

why?

2006-12-08 13:45:11 · 3 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

A young lady stops by her grandmother's house on the way to a dance. She wants to introduce her boy friend to her grandmother. As they are chatting, her boy friend spies some peanuts on the coffee table. He begins munching on them as they converse.

After about an hour, they are getting ready to leave and he thanks the grandmother for her hospitality and especially for the peanuts.

"Oh, your welcome young man," she says. "I appreciate you finishing them up. Ever since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off of them."

2006-12-08 13:44:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am really in need of some codes, so I can get my friend something. She has always been a really good friend to me and she want something from the site and I really want to get it for her but I need like 400 more points and I cant drink that much coke by myself! Can someone please help me? PLEASE!?!?!?!?!?


Just email them to me! Thanks!!!!

2006-12-08 13:44:13 · 6 answers · asked by justme 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 13:43:51 · 9 answers · asked by Diana 3 in Comics & Animation