An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
2006-12-08 13:48:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2006-12-08 13:48:19 · update #1
LOL!! 10/10
2006-12-08 13:49:35 · answer #1 · answered by KITZYA R 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA..!!! That's a 10!
2006-12-08 13:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by connorsmom 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehe funny
2006-12-08 14:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by PandaGirl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is great! Nice one!
2006-12-08 13:51:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha he sure got screwed over didn't he?
2006-12-08 13:54:40 · answer #5 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
2006-12-08 13:50:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah no good heard it before..
2006-12-08 20:33:22 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love that joke...heheh!
2006-12-08 13:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by Lizzie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha and ewwwwwwwww
2006-12-08 13:50:27 · answer #9 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao nasty but funny
2006-12-08 13:49:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋