Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2006

my 1000 th question, arent you proud of me?

2006-12-08 14:30:12 · 6 answers · asked by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 in Polls & Surveys

leo is a hero in shinning armor
libra is an loving angel

is this a unique pairing?

2006-12-08 14:29:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

1 . Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.

5. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

6. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.

7. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

9. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

10. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.

11. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

12. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

13. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

14. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

15. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

16. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

17. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

18. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

19. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn..that was fun!

2006-12-08 14:29:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This song is so good if you like them!

2006-12-08 14:29:07 · 2 answers · asked by faiza 1 in Music

heckofva lot easier than learning how to sing

2006-12-08 14:28:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-08 14:28:41 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I vote 2pac,Romeo,Bow Wow,Romeo,LL Cool J,and SPECTACULAR FROM PRETTY RICKY! OMG HE IS SO FINEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! LMAO dang I wrote quite a few male rappers down.

2006-12-08 14:28:38 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Have you ever just wanted to dance for no reason?
But I cant go out to a dance tonight because theres no dances at my school for another month. *sniff*

2006-12-08 14:28:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What happened when Paris Hilton Went to a smart people convention???(1st 2 get it wins 10 points)

2006-12-08 14:28:27 · 10 answers · asked by Tonks 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you read the fat content of your foods?

I won't eat anything with Trans or Saturated Fats anymore.

2006-12-08 14:28:21 · 15 answers · asked by AuroraBorealis 4 in Polls & Surveys

I m looking for magic in real life. Tell me anything interesting that's ever happened to you. Anything that brought a smile on your face and that you will always remember. It maybe a stranger that smiled to you on the street, or the day you met the love of your life....or you can tell me something scary if you want....all stories are welcome, please share!

2006-12-08 14:28:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 14:27:36 · 4 answers · asked by vballplayer44 1 in Music

2006-12-08 14:27:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

thing that you would like to change in this world?

2006-12-08 14:27:13 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Angel♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

...you never get around to doing it?

For me, it's playing the piano or violin (my two favorite instruments). I really want to learn to play them but never take time to do it.

Maybe one day...

2006-12-08 14:25:04 · 21 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

What are some really awesome Hardcore bands. When i say hardcore i dont mean metal, hard rock, pop punk, i mean HARDCORE.

2006-12-08 14:24:58 · 13 answers · asked by Ridin' Dirty 2 in Music

What concert have you been to that totally blew you away?

2006-12-08 14:24:37 · 18 answers · asked by iwilwinthisyear 3 in Music

2006-12-08 14:24:17 · 5 answers · asked by blearghll 2 in Television

what would you tell me to make me like you or even love you?

2006-12-08 14:23:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 14:23:39 · 19 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

My school id doing The Sound Of Music, I heard a little about it, like it takes place in World War 2, and the family has to run away.
What is it about?
I got the part of Brigitta, Who is she?, Is she a main character?, What is her character and personality like?

2006-12-08 14:23:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

r they

2006-12-08 14:22:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-08 14:22:46 · 8 answers · asked by callistoreye 1 in Comics & Animation

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these terrorists --- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10 -15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration...

2006-12-08 14:22:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

dont want to drink or do drugs

2006-12-08 14:21:54 · 19 answers · asked by somepoopy 1 in Polls & Surveys

A couple in their 80's decide they want a baby, they go to the doctor and ask him to help. The doctor talks and talks and talks trying to convince the couple that it isnt possible for them to have children at their age, They are just to old.
Nothing the doctor says will get the couple to change their minds, they are determined to have a baby no matter what anyone says.
Finaley the doctor decides that he will give each of them a pysical and prove to them that it just isnt humanly possible for people of their age to have babies.
He takes the old lady back first and gives her a complete pysical, she finaly returns to the waiting room after an hour has passed. Very soon the doctor comes out and he says, I just cant believe it, I have never seen this before but you are in excelent health and it is very possible that you could become pregnant, Its just amazing.
He then takes the old man back for his pysical and in about an hour the old man returns to the waiting room.

2006-12-08 14:21:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-08 14:20:39 · 23 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 14:20:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 14:19:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 14:19:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation