A couple in their 80's decide they want a baby, they go to the doctor and ask him to help. The doctor talks and talks and talks trying to convince the couple that it isnt possible for them to have children at their age, They are just to old.
Nothing the doctor says will get the couple to change their minds, they are determined to have a baby no matter what anyone says.
Finaley the doctor decides that he will give each of them a pysical and prove to them that it just isnt humanly possible for people of their age to have babies.
He takes the old lady back first and gives her a complete pysical, she finaly returns to the waiting room after an hour has passed. Very soon the doctor comes out and he says, I just cant believe it, I have never seen this before but you are in excelent health and it is very possible that you could become pregnant, Its just amazing.
He then takes the old man back for his pysical and in about an hour the old man returns to the waiting room.
2006-12-08 14:21:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Soon the doctor comes out and he tells the old man that he also is in excelent health and it could be very possible for him to father a baby even at his age, the doctor is just amazed at this discovery. He tells the old man that there is just one more test he needs before he can say for sure that he can father a baby. He gives the old man a small cup and tells him that he should go home and put a sample of his sperm in the cup and bring it back the following morning.
The next morning comes and the old couple dont show up, same thing the next day and the next, finaly about one and a half weeks later the old couple come into the doctors office. The doctor see's them and ask, what happened? you were supposed to have come back the next day.
The old man says well doc I just cant give you a sperm sample, it just isnt possible.
The doctor ask why? what happened?
2006-12-08 14:27:45 · update #1
The old man said well its like this doc, we went home and I tried with my left hand and no luck, I tried with my right hand and no luck, I called the old woman in and she tried with her right hand with no luck, she tried with her left hand and still no luck, she tried it with her teeth in and she tried it with her teeth out and we still couldnt get the lid off of that damned cup !!!!!!!!
2006-12-08 14:30:52 · update #2
That's hillarious. :)) I gave you a thumbs up rating. Enjoy.
2006-12-08 16:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by Chels 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The little old man has an older brother who is 90. He is also rich, and consequently has a 20 year old girlfriend. When he goes to the doctor for his annual checkup,he tells the doctor they plan to marry soon. " Be careful", the doctor warns."Sex is sometimes fatal with a man of your age". The old man replies," That's her problem. If she dies,she dies!"
2006-12-08 22:47:09 · answer #2 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats nice
2006-12-08 22:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by boydchick94@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke before and I think it's funny. You made it a little long but good job! :D
2006-12-08 22:42:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry I just don't get it. Did you leave something out?
okay i guess that's funny
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2006-12-08 22:27:01 · answer #5 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it already. Its funny though lol
2006-12-08 22:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-12-08 23:01:15 · answer #7 · answered by emtb9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious . i never thot dat da punchline wud be sooooo funny!!!
2006-12-09 02:17:10 · answer #8 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,it's funny
2006-12-08 23:35:03 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have not read the whole thing but adopte on
2006-12-08 22:28:23 · answer #10 · answered by Akanksha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋