Entertainment & Music - 7 December 2006

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.

"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.

2006-12-07 03:03:07 · 25 answers · asked by Rubber * Duckie 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-12-07 03:02:25 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 03:00:58 · 14 answers · asked by The Warden 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 03:00:40 · 8 answers · asked by fiezathegirl 2 in Movies

This is a question that has been on everyones mind since the programme began.

Does anyone have the answer?

2006-12-07 03:00:02 · 13 answers · asked by Craig Johnson 2 in Television

manatee!!! did you see it?

2006-12-07 02:59:45 · 24 answers · asked by manatee_love 3 in Polls & Surveys

What is the funniest, most silliest joke question you'e seen here?

2006-12-07 02:58:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Would it suffocate if I wrapped it now

2006-12-07 02:58:35 · 12 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

Personally, I love them all, but I could choose a worst. Explain. the one i choose as best will be based on choice and explanation

2006-12-07 02:58:33 · 18 answers · asked by Matt 1 in Movies

What weather are you currently experiencing.?

2006-12-07 02:57:47 · 10 answers · asked by spils 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 02:57:37 · 18 answers · asked by beegones2012 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 02:57:32 · 8 answers · asked by summerglow 5 in Polls & Surveys

manatees? we play in the ocean all day and are very cute!!!

2006-12-07 02:57:01 · 9 answers · asked by manatee_love 3 in Polls & Surveys

your avatar looked like mine?

2006-12-07 02:56:49 · 7 answers · asked by always thinkin 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 02:56:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 02:55:53 · 7 answers · asked by navinxx 2 in Movies

I have no intention of ever phoning them, but just want to know what obscure method they use for working out the ridiculous answers!

2006-12-07 02:55:44 · 2 answers · asked by Psichore 1 in Television

when typing?

2006-12-07 02:55:23 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A fuddler went 4 confession to a priest! he told " I went 2 a prostitute's house, and i banged a door 4 a long time in the mid night. I had done that big crime!Then the priest got angry and asked was that u?? I was dying inside when u went on banging!!!

2006-12-07 02:55:15 · 14 answers · asked by Kirsten 3 in Jokes & Riddles

[note] i am not a stalker.. iam a fan ..i rote him a letter minnie yers
ago when i was 15 or16 ..he nore any one has ever rote me back

2006-12-07 02:54:23 · 4 answers · asked by atltcjon 1 in Celebrities

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2006-12-07 02:53:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 02:52:53 · 12 answers · asked by kimberly_morrow2001 1 in Television

2006-12-07 02:52:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've looked for an MP3 all over and all I keep finding is the crappy Symphony one. I don't want the Symphony one! I want the original one from the game. I bought the Zelda CD once, but I've lost it and I just want to listen to the old music from the game.

2006-12-07 02:52:37 · 3 answers · asked by Boogeygirl 2 in Music

2006-12-07 02:51:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why??

2006-12-07 02:51:05 · 5 answers · asked by zen 7 in Polls & Surveys

of how sexy the person who answered this question before you is? Are you?

2006-12-07 02:50:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm italian and i'd like to know what kind of music do you play in discos
canyou give me some titles?

2006-12-07 02:50:53 · 1 answers · asked by aaaaaaaaaaa 2 in Music

2006-12-07 02:50:35 · 8 answers · asked by Obi-wan Kenobi 4 in Celebrities

2006-12-07 02:50:30 · 27 answers · asked by mongo862001 5 in Polls & Surveys