A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
2006-12-07 03:03:07 · 25 answers · asked by Rubber * Duckie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
must try harder 6 / 10
2006-12-07 03:11:14 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-07 03:17:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-12-07 03:15:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! Blonde jokes are always fun (and reusable - my wife and mother are both blonde... lol) :)
2006-12-07 03:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm i think brunettes only tell blonde jokes cos they are jealous! being blonde doesnt make you stupid.
2006-12-07 03:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by blondie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats classic.
2006-12-07 03:12:57 · answer #6 · answered by mjkinoh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least the dumb blonde lost 20 lbs...hehehhe
2006-12-07 03:05:44 · answer #7 · answered by Vampiredoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before, but it's still funny.
2006-12-07 03:17:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious- thanx for the laugh
2006-12-07 03:05:00 · answer #9 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....good one...not only is the blonde stupid(as always) but shes a fat dumb-dumb! lol thats a nice one! ⥠it!!!
:O)
2006-12-07 03:05:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋