Entertainment & Music - 7 December 2006

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table
knows nothing of the Christmas spirit.
In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately.
Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly.
Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even
rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but
now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's
not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a
treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's
Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it.
That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone.
Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes.
Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or
whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother?
It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to
control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat
other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between
now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you
have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need
after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and
that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted
Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near
them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of
attention.
They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're
never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if
you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have
three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the
mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost.
I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the
party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread
tips; start over, but hurry,
January is just around the corner.

2006-12-07 03:13:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

2006-12-07 03:13:07 · 12 answers · asked by lady_kiki_007 1 in Jokes & Riddles

not the best but the most famous pls

2006-12-07 03:12:41 · 12 answers · asked by nocturnal fear 1 in Music

No sexual undertones intended. So don't be mean with your answers please.

2006-12-07 03:12:31 · 13 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 03:12:28 · 8 answers · asked by kimberly_morrow2001 1 in Television

2006-12-07 03:12:08 · 6 answers · asked by bunnipirate 1 in Movies

2006-12-07 03:11:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 03:11:45 · 9 answers · asked by kruella 2 in Movies

2006-12-07 03:11:39 · 2 answers · asked by METRIC 2 1 in Movies

lingerie? what style? other ideas

2006-12-07 03:11:21 · 12 answers · asked by mongo862001 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 03:10:56 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 03:10:31 · 33 answers · asked by Wolverine 2 in Television

And you have to go back to do a rewipe? My sister has and she always hollers " WORMS" and squwanks her butt... LMAO

2006-12-07 03:10:02 · 5 answers · asked by The Warden 1 in Polls & Surveys

Trashbat is two people leaping from the twin towers and ******* on the way down!

2006-12-07 03:09:41 · 2 answers · asked by crazy_fool_96 1 in Television

can anyone help me unscramble this "midaplot"..L is supposed to be the fourth letter.

2006-12-07 03:09:27 · 4 answers · asked by girl21 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-07 03:09:02 · 37 answers · asked by Steven Seagal 1 in Polls & Surveys

Which do you perfer?

2006-12-07 03:08:59 · 46 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 03:08:39 · 12 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

My List would be:
1 Before Sunrise
2 Before Sunset
3 Miracle
4 21 Grams
5 I Am Sam
6 The Sixth Sense
7 Mystic River
8 About Schmidt
9 Good Will Hunting
10 The Exorcist

2006-12-07 03:08:24 · 13 answers · asked by harjot 1 in Movies

I'm doing a research paper on the plastic surgeon and can't find his age anywhere! I remember hearing it on one of his show's but dont remember how old.

2006-12-07 03:08:17 · 6 answers · asked by silverliciousness 2 in Celebrities

Around $100-$200. Also, do you recommend the mini-guitars for children?

2006-12-07 03:08:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

When selecting a pickle?

2006-12-07 03:08:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 03:07:16 · 2 answers · asked by lakerkillah 1 in Music

2006-12-07 03:07:16 · 30 answers · asked by tumps 3 in Polls & Surveys

the whole song including each verse and corus whatever

2006-12-07 03:07:13 · 2 answers · asked by Monica G 1 in Music

your pancakes? I put peanut butter and maple syrup on mine!

2006-12-07 03:06:50 · 42 answers · asked by gonepostalinmo 4 in Polls & Surveys

I loved the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (of course), but it was a little sad that Heidi Tyra and Naomi weren't there. Gizelle always looks so snotty at the end of the runway...Adrianna does such an awesome job.

2006-12-07 03:06:13 · 4 answers · asked by memememe!! 3 in Celebrities

2006-12-07 03:05:51 · 6 answers · asked by robdent31 2 in Celebrities

I hear alot of people speculating on the age of Jay-Z and Beyonce. Why does it matter? If Beyonce was 60yrs old right now would B'Day be any lesser of an album? I really don't age should be a factor in your career if you still have the talent and can perform

2006-12-07 03:04:15 · 22 answers · asked by Willie J 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-07 03:03:16 · 18 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys