2006-12-07 03:09:02 · 37 answers · asked by Steven Seagal 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dear Mr. Seagal.
If they act aggressively and you feel that there might be danger to your property or person, I suggest all you really need to do, is walk up to them and say: "I believe you know who I am, my immense fighting capabilities, and my utter intolerance of fools. Please get off my lawn."
I this fails to impress them then by all means. It's on.
Happy roughing to you, and avoid getting any blood on your clothes.
2006-12-07 03:17:47 · answer #1 · answered by artist-oranit.com. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Midgets scare me with their tiny hands and weird little laughs. Find a long stick and poke them from a good safe distance. If they start running at you either take a few steps back or climb on top a car. That will buy you some time. Unless these are circus midgets then they will start climbing on top of each other and form some weird creature that is still six inches shorter than you. Any way best of luck.
2006-12-07 03:13:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say just let them go. No one will be impressed if you rough up some midgets!
2006-12-07 03:11:08 · answer #3 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 3 wise men have resurfaced! GO FORTH! Save Christmas!
2006-12-07 03:12:38 · answer #4 · answered by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, just call the midget police and let them beat them!
2006-12-07 03:11:28 · answer #5 · answered by Reyna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, everyone has a fantasy about kicking a midget... right?
2006-12-07 03:11:10 · answer #6 · answered by bhl1336 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, be in the Christmas spirit and invite them in for a hot cup of cocoa with "miniature" marshmallows. Be nice!
2006-12-07 03:12:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea breack their lil legs with a miny baseball bat i neva seen a midget on crutches
2006-12-07 03:15:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would, but don't leave any marks. Then, you could dress them up like elves and use them for decorating for house for the holidays.
Long Live Jambi
2006-12-07 03:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For just walking by? That's a bit much! If they started to sing and dance, maybe.
2006-12-07 03:11:56 · answer #10 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋