Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

what did you get your significant other for xmas? or what are you going to get? what about friends or family; which presents that you bought for someone else do you like best and why!

2006-12-06 06:13:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 06:13:44 · 34 answers · asked by summerglow 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 06:13:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 06:13:36 · 11 answers · asked by Average_JOE 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 06:13:04 · 8 answers · asked by madaro89 1 in Movies

This guy decides to join the Navy. On his first day of service, he gets aquatinted with all the facilities around the ship he will be serving on. The guy asks the sailor showing him around, "What do you guys do around here when you get really horny after months of being out at sea?", to which the other replies, "Well, there is this barrel on the upper deck, just pump your **** in the side with the hole."

Weeks pass, and the new guy is getting real horny and remembers the barrel. He climbs to upper deck and sees the barrel. Flings his shlong out and starts ******* the barrel. Its simply the best feeling he had ever experienced, it was truly a success!

After he was done, zipped up and merrily walking along, the guy who originally told him about the barrel walks by. "That barrel really was great! I could do it every day!"

To which the other crew member replies, "Yeah, you can every day except Thursday." Confused, the new guy asks why, to which the other guy replies, "Because its your turn in the barrel on Thursday."

2006-12-06 06:12:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I just watched the movie Garden State and I'm kind of confused on the reasoning behind the day where they went to that huge canyon and met with the guy in the house that looked like a boat? Can anyone clarify it for me?

2006-12-06 06:12:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-06 06:12:09 · 9 answers · asked by James Dean 5 in Television

I think this has been the worse season to date. I have watched all episodes of all seasons and frankly I'm not even that excited to watch this season. I record it and watch it a few days later when I have time. The only thing they did right this season was adding Saana Lathan to the cast. I think James was the stupidest character to date and I'm glad she's gone. Also, does anyone know if Wilbur is the same child that first appeared in season two as a baby?

2006-12-06 06:11:13 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Television

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"

2006-12-06 06:11:09 · 23 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

do you hate them for that

2006-12-06 06:11:08 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!


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Q. How do you tease fruit?

A. Banananananananana

2006-12-06 06:10:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

She never cried when old yeller died, she wasn’t washed in the blood of the lamb. She never stood up for the star spangled banner, and she wasn’t a John Wayne fan. Her baby blue eyes were the warning sign, that woman was bad to the bone. She never cried when old yeller died, do you think I will cry when she’s gone?

I've searched everywhere, including LetsSingIt.com ... I hope someone can help me! Thanks!

2006-12-06 06:09:21 · 8 answers · asked by cyanide_flavored_lollipop 2 in Music

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

2006-12-06 06:09:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i think since today is KFC day then tomorrow everyone should get on and ask questions about "olive garden"

2006-12-06 06:08:53 · 7 answers · asked by Emily Rose 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 06:08:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 06:08:12 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"it aint no thang but a chicken wang"

2006-12-06 06:08:11 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you know where the guy is all like, 'this is better than the boss's car.' then the girl is all like, 'don't tell her.'
i know its stupid but i really just want to know.

2006-12-06 06:07:53 · 5 answers · asked by alexandra0294 2 in Television

I mean why did she have two children back to back if she would rather be out making an idiot of herself?

2006-12-06 06:07:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-06 06:06:58 · 1 answers · asked by sarakawa2001 1 in Television

..or give up on it?Or take a long time to solve it?Or ignore it?

thanx~

2006-12-06 06:06:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In which other two lanquages did david bowie record the song Heroes?

2006-12-06 06:06:04 · 3 answers · asked by lucyhot21 2 in Music

2006-12-06 06:05:50 · 13 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

sometimes i wonder if I'm dead.

2006-12-06 06:05:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or your scariest,unforgetable,weirdest,painfulest,strangest,coolest,embarresing or any other funny one.

2006-12-06 06:04:45 · 5 answers · asked by ♥~miley~♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I have a hard time with many TV shows because I'm there groaning "Oh, yeah, like THAT'S going to happen!" The characters and their actions are often unbelievable, implausible. Most people are satisfied with poorly developed characters and outlandish plots but I crave stories where the people are believable BUT the outcome is a surprise. Are there any TV series, present or past, like that?

2006-12-06 06:04:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-06 06:04:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 06:04:04 · 5 answers · asked by threetenor 1 in Polls & Surveys

From the Erin Hunter books

2006-12-06 06:03:30 · 1 answers · asked by stealthpaw 2 in Other - Entertainment