This guy decides to join the Navy. On his first day of service, he gets aquatinted with all the facilities around the ship he will be serving on. The guy asks the sailor showing him around, "What do you guys do around here when you get really horny after months of being out at sea?", to which the other replies, "Well, there is this barrel on the upper deck, just pump your **** in the side with the hole."
Weeks pass, and the new guy is getting real horny and remembers the barrel. He climbs to upper deck and sees the barrel. Flings his shlong out and starts ******* the barrel. Its simply the best feeling he had ever experienced, it was truly a success!
After he was done, zipped up and merrily walking along, the guy who originally told him about the barrel walks by. "That barrel really was great! I could do it every day!"
To which the other crew member replies, "Yeah, you can every day except Thursday." Confused, the new guy asks why, to which the other guy replies, "Because its your turn in the barrel on Thursday."
2006-12-06 06:12:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was REALLY funny.......
In 1986
2006-12-06 06:16:33 · answer #1 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i liked it ! heres another... the definition of rodeo sex...
sweet talk your wife/girlfriend/femalefriend into getting onto all fours...get behind her, grab a booby in each hand and whisper the following softly into her ear..."your sister loves it in this position..." then hang on for dear life for at least 8 seconds! haha!!
2006-12-06 06:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by KELLY F 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i rate you out of 10 a 1 m8.
and that's me being generous
pinky xxxxxxxxxxx
2006-12-06 07:33:57 · answer #3 · answered by danni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little old but it is still a classic
2006-12-06 06:43:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he my boyfriend is in the navy i emailed him your joke unfortantly he never saw the funny side unlike me!
2006-12-06 06:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by foxy lady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were going to say "Thursday's the admiral's day" (TEE HEE)
2006-12-06 06:18:45 · answer #6 · answered by impromptu_57 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny. A++.
2006-12-10 05:28:22 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, took one look at your joke and decided it was too long for me to be bothered with...
Hope you get some decent responses x
2006-12-06 06:15:21 · answer #8 · answered by Cairn Raider 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
2nd funniest joke i heard today
2006-12-06 06:17:39 · answer #9 · answered by Benno 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it years ago
2006-12-06 06:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by al p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋