Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to
visit on his vacation.
He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-
groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to
keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been
operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a
dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being
drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.
Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will
vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

2006-12-06 06:32:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Here's the song
http://www.listentocharlie.com/music.html track 11

2006-12-06 06:31:29 · 17 answers · asked by Harsh Truth 1 in Polls & Surveys

it's driving me crazy. i wish i could help. i need a hug =(

2006-12-06 06:30:29 · 20 answers · asked by Youngling 4 in Polls & Surveys

whats a good song for a good guy thats not appreciated by his girl?

2006-12-06 06:30:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

put out or get out....right?

2006-12-06 06:30:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why does Ellen DeGeneres' staff get to have all the fun? Is it so wrong to want to be a dancing candy cane? I want one more than Ralphie wanted his Red Rider BB gun--even more than that annoying lisping kid wanted his 2 front teeth. Whose Christmas is it anyway??

2006-12-06 06:30:05 · 3 answers · asked by Leslie D 4 in Television

2006-12-06 06:30:04 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 06:29:48 · 18 answers · asked by Myra G 5 in Music

have had to do their bosses Christmas cards before? I was just curious. This year I have to do my bosses Christmas cards. I never had to do that before. Just wondering if a lot of bosses did this. Thanks. Happy Holiday's!!!

2006-12-06 06:29:10 · 8 answers · asked by ♥just me♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 06:28:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can u give me a good song that talks about loving someone who you don't know if they love you back and you can't tell them?

2006-12-06 06:28:46 · 3 answers · asked by roxanne 2 in Music

2006-12-06 06:28:30 · 11 answers · asked by rizzy 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-06 06:28:21 · 15 answers · asked by Eytan 1 in Music

2006-12-06 06:28:00 · 49 answers · asked by summerglow 5 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone remember Denver the last dinosaur? or The Visionaries? I don't know many people who have heard of them. Any pics or websites would be good.

2006-12-06 06:27:44 · 8 answers · asked by Jen_22 1 in Comics & Animation

For me it was Rush. Used to hate them a LOT. Now I like them.

2006-12-06 06:27:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I think he's hot, the accent always gets me...

2006-12-06 06:27:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-06 06:26:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who remembers the pizza hut worker thing?

2006-12-06 06:26:36 · 17 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 06:26:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Okay you have to guees what this is?

1. I don't work well unless you swallow

2. you gently place me in your mouth

3. i can make you gag

what am I?


































































A PILL

if you want more let me know
If to nasty I will stop if you want
it depends on da answers if i tell you more
and do you want me to tell you the answer
or do you want to guess?

Thanks

2006-12-06 06:26:33 · 11 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

I was wondering if you know anyone born on March 15th. Are they married, single? Successful in their career? Its my boyfriends birthday.
How about Nov 16th? Thats mine.

2006-12-06 06:26:14 · 8 answers · asked by Ashley 4 in Horoscopes

2006-12-06 06:25:49 · 38 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

How could he give up on a long marriage AND 5 kids to start dating ho's? WTF is wrong with these celebs these days? Sheez, put us "normal" folk in Hollywood to make ungodly amounts of money and we will put some character and morals back in. These people are making me sick........

2006-12-06 06:25:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good mo rning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...'' "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."

"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"

"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.

"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling -- I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, um...equipment?"

"It's true, Ma'am, yes. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."

"Tripod?"

"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."

Mrs. Smith fainted.

2006-12-06 06:23:41 · 10 answers · asked by Orion M 3 in Jokes & Riddles

When the window of oppurtunity opens, which approach do you take?
a)the reskless egear aproach: rush headlong through it

b)the careful approach: approach it cautiosly, think a bit, then clamour through

c)the haughty approach:ignore it

d)the generous approach: wait untill you are sure no one else wants it, then go through

e)the scientific approach: measure it, take notes on its color, see if it conducts electricity and take samples for study.

2006-12-06 06:23:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I wasn't going to go with the whole KFC thing, but what can I say, I'm a sheep.

2006-12-06 06:23:05 · 33 answers · asked by Alana B 5 in Polls & Surveys

its HBOs famous originally tv series.i want to download all the 6 seasons from internet for free.

2006-12-06 06:22:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I only have like 3 channels, and I am trying to figure out if I get Fox at all. See I love the show Bones, and I can watch it on myspace for free, but I have to wait until the day after it airs. Also does anyone know when or if it already has come out on DVD. I missed a few episodes.

2006-12-06 06:22:08 · 1 answers · asked by macaan87 2 in Television

You know what kind of bowl....

2006-12-06 06:22:04 · 21 answers · asked by x 7 in Polls & Surveys