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A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to
visit on his vacation.
He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-
groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to
keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been
operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a
dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being
drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.
Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will
vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

2006-12-06 06:32:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

i am laughing very quietly.
i found humor in your joke.

2006-12-06 06:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by the one and only robertc1985 4 · 0 0

Disappointed

2006-12-06 14:36:23 · answer #2 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 0 0

very nice.

but the hotel owner should learn a thing or two about keeping a shotgun behind the desk for such purposes.

2006-12-06 14:35:34 · answer #3 · answered by sobrien 6 · 0 0

thats funny boy i hope your dog vouches for you too

2006-12-06 14:35:49 · answer #4 · answered by sexypurplegal 1 · 0 0

Kind of funny

2006-12-06 14:34:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not really that funny...I expected a lot more from this one.

2006-12-06 14:34:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not funny at all

2006-12-06 14:34:18 · answer #7 · answered by ARIDEMY 2 · 0 0

it will do in a pinch

2006-12-06 14:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by vicki f 2 · 0 0

that was pretty good.

2006-12-06 14:34:58 · answer #9 · answered by mmh 4 · 0 0

EH!

2006-12-06 14:37:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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