A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"
2006-12-06 06:11:09 · 23 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dead funny!
2006-12-06 06:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by king f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's pretty funny. I haven't heard it before so you get 9/10
2006-12-06 14:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by James Dean 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little tamer than I expected but not bad
2006-12-06 14:49:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was alright
i liked it ! heres another... the definition of rodeo sex...
sweet talk your wife/girlfriend/femalefriend into getting onto all fours...get behind her, grab a booby in each hand and whisper the following softly into her ear..."your sister loves it in this position..." then hang on for dear life for at least 8 seconds! haha!!
2006-12-06 14:14:46 · answer #4 · answered by KELLY F 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
disgusting but i liked it 10 /10
2006-12-06 15:28:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice punch line. I wasn't expecting that.
2006-12-06 14:30:18 · answer #6 · answered by norman j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, read it three times and it still went right over my head.
2006-12-06 14:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile
2006-12-06 14:14:35 · answer #8 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny. and a very good trick to play on someone.
2006-12-06 14:14:28 · answer #9 · answered by troublemaker_4_life 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-12-06 16:21:24 · answer #10 · answered by csnape2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is funny actually!
2006-12-06 14:13:48 · answer #11 · answered by Paige 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋