A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
2006-12-06 06:09:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dammmmmm...I hope my life never gets to that point!
lol
2006-12-06 06:10:49 · answer #1 · answered by BabyGirl15 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good joke... heres another one like it...
A man walks into a bar and orders a double shot. After he finishes he lookes in his pocket and orders another. He does this a few more times within ten minuets. Finally the bartender asks him... why are you drinking so much so fast... he says you would drink like me if you had what i have. "What's that" the bartender replies. the man says three dollars. OK i told it wrong... mix it up and make it sound good and you'll get some laphs
2006-12-06 14:15:57 · answer #2 · answered by ARIDEMY 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As jokes go, this is not my favorite genre. But it is funny, for that type of joke, and only gently disparaging of the wife. On a scale of one--ten for that genre, I'd give it 9!
2006-12-06 14:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by David A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-12-06 14:13:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neh about a 3 ish, no offence, but a good joke has to really make me crack up. carry on with the humour it will get better. no one is perfect.
2006-12-06 14:16:40 · answer #5 · answered by Gizmorat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it ! heres another... the definition of rodeo sex...
sweet talk your wife/girlfriend/femalefriend into getting onto all fours...get behind her, grab a booby in each hand and whisper the following softly into her ear..."your sister loves it in this position..." then hang on for dear life for at least 8 seconds! haha!!
2006-12-06 14:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by KELLY F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A+
2006-12-06 14:11:16 · answer #7 · answered by mark leshark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah , if he was looking at a photo of my wife he'd be there all night lol
2006-12-06 14:56:21 · answer #8 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. A+.
2006-12-10 13:25:05 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny !!! I think I'll use it next time I go out.
2006-12-06 14:13:46 · answer #10 · answered by AVENGER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋