Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

I love the greased-up-deaf guy and brain and peter and death

2006-12-06 08:21:08 · 14 answers · asked by sonicfreak10123 1 in Television

It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is one with none:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

2006-12-06 08:21:08 · 15 answers · asked by mefussa 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 08:20:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 08:20:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 08:20:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Or do you rip your packages open with pasion?

2006-12-06 08:20:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 08:20:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Does anyone actually laugh out loud to a computer screen or is this humouring computer style

2006-12-06 08:20:17 · 58 answers · asked by carl c 2 in Polls & Surveys

i used to care but....

2006-12-06 08:19:53 · 13 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

The Fall of Rome: And the End of Civilisation

or

"Magna Carta": Manuscripts and Myths

2006-12-06 08:19:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 08:18:56 · 6 answers · asked by Jillian 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 08:18:40 · 2 answers · asked by Sweet Little Sister 1 in Movies

2006-12-06 08:18:23 · 7 answers · asked by I am actually a Hot Dog 1 in Movies

2006-12-06 08:18:03 · 2 answers · asked by Melrose 2 in Movies

why?

2006-12-06 08:17:41 · 20 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

Or even worse, why are they puting punk in the same category as emo (gag)? I'm a HUGE fan of real punk...true punk, and I'm also a fan of some new punk that holds true to it's roots, but everyone is going emo...agh! What's going on?

2006-12-06 08:17:31 · 6 answers · asked by Suse 4 in Music

How does that make you feel?

2006-12-06 08:17:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how big should it be and like what should i do, im 16 by the way

2006-12-06 08:16:41 · 4 answers · asked by Sebastian T 1 in Other - Entertainment

A bloke walks into a pub and walks up to the bar. The barman is stunned to see that instead of a normal head the customer seems to be sporting a giant orange in its place. The orange headed fellow buys a few drinks and after a while he and the barman begin chatting.

"I hope you don't mind me asking mate, but you seem to have a giant orange instead of a head." the barman blurts out.

"Well yes," the orange headed customer replies. "There is quite a funny story behind that actually. You see, a few weeks ago I was an ordinary bloke. I was walking along the beach and my foot just happened to kick a bottle sticking out of the sand. I picked it up to discover it was very, very old. I unstoppered it and, just like in the movies, a genie appeared and granted me three wishes."

"Yeah? No ****? What did you wish for?" enquired the barman.

"Well, for my first wish, I wished that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams. And so Kapow! right next to me, on the beach appeared treasure chests full of gold, precious gems, priceless works of art, the works!"

"******* hell!" exclaimed the barman, "but, " he said looking at the giant orange resting on the customers shoulders, "What did you wish for for your second wish?"

"Well what does every man want after wealth...? Women, of course. I wished that I wanted a whole harem of women to do my bidding day and night. So, Kapow! All around me appeared hundreds of women, all sizes and shapes, all colours, all completely different, apart from one thing. They all adored me! Worshiped me! would do anything and everything that I commanded of them."

"Right...," said the perplexed barman. "So, what on earth did you wish for for your third wish?"


"Well," replied the customer, "for my third wish, I wished, that I had a giant orange for a head."

2006-12-06 08:16:41 · 12 answers · asked by ronald.j 1 in Jokes & Riddles

just feel like a mouth hug would hit the spot ??

2006-12-06 08:16:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is currently under production and construction...

2006-12-06 08:16:33 · 7 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

Oh bless my sole, run horsy run, sweet Mary and Joseph we’ve won. Our cash sister grab it stuff it in my habit good thing the bets placed by a _____ (what goes here?)

2006-12-06 08:16:10 · 1 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

There are 3 swithes to a storage closet. 1 of them turns on the bare lightbulb in the closet and the other two do nothing. Your goal is to find the switch that turns on the lightbulb. But you can only enter the closet to check the light bulb once. You can't see the light until you enter the room. You can't use a pole or mirrors to solve this. You only need 10 minutes or so to do this. How can you figure out which switch is the right one?






Hint: you can touch the lightbulb

2006-12-06 08:15:21 · 9 answers · asked by KYZ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine would have to be Chris Daughtry he so hot, he should of won. I am also big fan of Carrie underwood. Can't wait for next season.

2006-12-06 08:15:09 · 7 answers · asked by sweetme35 5 in Polls & Surveys

When your stopped by a cop, tell him/her this:
"You're not gonna check the trunck, are you?"

or

"Didn't I see you get your butt get kicked last week on COPS?"

or

"I bet I can grap that gun before you write that ticket"

2006-12-06 08:15:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥

2006-12-06 08:14:42 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 08:14:33 · 46 answers · asked by craziest_horse20 1 in Music

it was on the laguna beach current season...an alternative mellow song and the guy sounds like from maroon five or something along the lines of that....it goes like its so highhhhh

2006-12-06 08:13:48 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-06 08:13:35 · 19 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

do you have one and what is it

2006-12-06 08:13:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys