It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is one with none:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
2006-12-06 08:21:08 · 15 answers · asked by mefussa 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
clean, but dirty on the inside....i like!
2006-12-06 08:26:55 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-12-06 17:08:10 · answer #2 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice clean joke. Very funny. Keep them coming.
2006-12-10 14:23:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's clean enough for me to to eat my dinner off of it lol. Good joke!!
2006-12-06 16:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice clean joke ~ I like it!
2006-12-06 16:23:06 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's clean but i couldn't help thinking of the bad side. nice dude!!
2006-12-06 16:29:45 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was too funny 10/10
2006-12-06 16:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by kayia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually a very clever joke well done
2006-12-06 16:40:47 · answer #8 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny for a clean joke. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-06 17:35:50 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read it before but did it again
2006-12-06 16:25:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋