A bloke walks into a pub and walks up to the bar. The barman is stunned to see that instead of a normal head the customer seems to be sporting a giant orange in its place. The orange headed fellow buys a few drinks and after a while he and the barman begin chatting.
"I hope you don't mind me asking mate, but you seem to have a giant orange instead of a head." the barman blurts out.
"Well yes," the orange headed customer replies. "There is quite a funny story behind that actually. You see, a few weeks ago I was an ordinary bloke. I was walking along the beach and my foot just happened to kick a bottle sticking out of the sand. I picked it up to discover it was very, very old. I unstoppered it and, just like in the movies, a genie appeared and granted me three wishes."
"Yeah? No ****? What did you wish for?" enquired the barman.
"Well, for my first wish, I wished that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams. And so Kapow! right next to me, on the beach appeared treasure chests full of gold, precious gems, priceless works of art, the works!"
"******* hell!" exclaimed the barman, "but, " he said looking at the giant orange resting on the customers shoulders, "What did you wish for for your second wish?"
"Well what does every man want after wealth...? Women, of course. I wished that I wanted a whole harem of women to do my bidding day and night. So, Kapow! All around me appeared hundreds of women, all sizes and shapes, all colours, all completely different, apart from one thing. They all adored me! Worshiped me! would do anything and everything that I commanded of them."
"Right...," said the perplexed barman. "So, what on earth did you wish for for your third wish?"
"Well," replied the customer, "for my third wish, I wished, that I had a giant orange for a head."
2006-12-06 08:16:41 · 12 answers · asked by ronald.j 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get it!
2006-12-06 08:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by starry_eyez70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats hilarious wasted 1 minute of life expecting a trick ending.joke was nice 2
2006-12-06 16:21:37 · answer #2 · answered by my_account8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, I know it's silly but I had to laugh...that's the best silly joke I've heard. 10/10
2006-12-06 16:23:48 · answer #3 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Keep them coming.
2006-12-10 14:20:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooo... you gotta watch your phrasing with those genies, they take everything way to literally. lol
2006-12-06 17:39:46 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahhahaha! yeah funny!! I like it lol.
2006-12-06 16:20:20 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaaa that was sooooooo funny! I laughed out loud!!!
:-)
2006-12-06 16:19:41 · answer #7 · answered by CrunchyCookies...Leeds...x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not even a smile
2006-12-06 16:20:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little long, but good,
have heard better though.
sorry....
2006-12-06 16:19:31 · answer #9 · answered by Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okaaaaay that's not funny
2006-12-06 16:20:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋