Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

Was the one from John Cena or ex-wife Britany worse? or more funny?

2006-12-06 08:28:50 · 2 answers · asked by drdansir2002 3 in Celebrities

Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recently divorced mother her age? She told him that was not a question to ask and that he shouldn't ask it again.
He then asked her her weight. She, once again, told him that she wouldn't answer the question and that he shouldn't ask it again. The next question he asked was why she and Daddy got divorced. Once again, she told him that it was not a question he should ask and to not ask that question again. He went away.
A few minutes later, she found him digging in her purse. She asked what he was doing and as he turn toward his mother, he beamingly told her he had found all the answers to his questions by looking at her driver's license.
He said, "Mother, you're 34 years old, weigh 125 pounds and Daddy divorced you because you got an 'F' in sex."

2006-12-06 08:28:11 · 13 answers · asked by StewzoM 1 in Jokes & Riddles

GELLIN

2006-12-06 08:28:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's getting increasingly harder to find genuinely good music.

2006-12-06 08:27:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-06 08:27:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

program trap door & can you tell me any off the characters in it.....also count duckula, i liked nanny-poo's

2006-12-06 08:27:06 · 14 answers · asked by STEVE T 4 in Television

of your coffee cup?i use the left but im right handed

2006-12-06 08:27:03 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 08:26:37 · 14 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Celebrities

2006-12-06 08:26:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 08:26:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like you
you like me
we all live in this great big global family

2006-12-06 08:25:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for the guitar tabs for the Cash cover of Neil Young's song. Any help would be appreciated.

2006-12-06 08:25:56 · 2 answers · asked by tje 2 in Music

I think it is so cute. I wish I had one. :(

2006-12-06 08:25:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Well i lol then cos never had so many answers b4 thankyou all now i can say that its possible!

2006-12-06 08:25:36 · 18 answers · asked by carl c 2 in Polls & Surveys

What was the song they played when the man with the bagpipe came out and started the song?

2006-12-06 08:25:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Do you like his recent or his old movies. I loved Romeo and Juliet, Titanic, and Growing Pains. He was great. He still is, but I havent seen his recent films

2006-12-06 08:24:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out. The doctor says, "Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes." To which she replies "Yeah I heard them Chinese men were pretty good, so I decided to give them a try.”

The doctor shrugs it off and tells her to push again. This time the baby's body comes out. "Holy ****, your baby has a white body," the doctor says. "Yeah I heard them white men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.

The doctor shrugs it off again and tells her to push again and that will be it. So she does and the legs come out. "Holy ****! Your baby has black legs," the doctor said. "Yeah I heard them black men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.

So the doctor shrugs it off again and ties the umbilical cord and slaps the baby on the ***, it starts to cry. The doctor turns to the woman and asks, "How are you going to deal with a baby who has slanted eyes, white body, and black legs?" The woman replies "I'm just glad it didn't bark!"

2006-12-06 08:24:48 · 20 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I got drilled in the nose with an elbow last Saturday. I am still hurtin'.

2006-12-06 08:24:34 · 13 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is "Mary Did You Know".

2006-12-06 08:24:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I want to download mp3, rm or even mpeg version (should be one of the 3) of aao huzur tumko sitaro pe le chalu and madh bari raat by sonu nigam in which site can i find it???

2006-12-06 08:24:26 · 11 answers · asked by [ R ] a t e d | H Y A 1 in Music

While at a job interview, do this:

"Stick a huge piece of brocoli in your teeth and smile frequently."

or

"Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, as you walk out the door make a loud fart noise with your mouth then sigh and say, DARN."

or

"Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet."

2006-12-06 08:24:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 08:24:21 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ou Eee ou ahh ahh, ting tang walla walla bing bang...etc

what do you think of?

2006-12-06 08:24:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 08:24:16 · 6 answers · asked by noodles 1 in Movies

Uncle Buck - 'Unbreakable, huh?'

2006-12-06 08:23:56 · 43 answers · asked by I am actually a Hot Dog 1 in Movies

Lucky, Car and driver, Blender, tv guide, People,

2006-12-06 08:22:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

There's an Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters.

The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes".

The Scotsman says "That's nothing.... I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I can across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank".

With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked....

...I didn't even know she had a ****".

2006-12-06 08:22:39 · 7 answers · asked by ronald.j 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 08:22:25 · 7 answers · asked by Helen M 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-06 08:21:57 · 1 answers · asked by katerina 1 in Other - Entertainment

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2006-12-06 08:21:55 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys