Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recently divorced mother her age? She told him that was not a question to ask and that he shouldn't ask it again.
He then asked her her weight. She, once again, told him that she wouldn't answer the question and that he shouldn't ask it again. The next question he asked was why she and Daddy got divorced. Once again, she told him that it was not a question he should ask and to not ask that question again. He went away.
A few minutes later, she found him digging in her purse. She asked what he was doing and as he turn toward his mother, he beamingly told her he had found all the answers to his questions by looking at her driver's license.
He said, "Mother, you're 34 years old, weigh 125 pounds and Daddy divorced you because you got an 'F' in sex."
2006-12-06 08:28:11 · 13 answers · asked by StewzoM 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao! i love this ! :D
2006-12-06 08:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by Kimberlyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2006-12-06 09:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm no longer going to assert your no longer in love or some thing mean like that yet your proberly no longer going to love my answer. maximum 16 12 months previous boys see in the journey that they can get young women and performance a contest. those that do not are the effective ones, yet in case you kiss/get intimate with the boy he will be positioned on the sex criminal record even if you're saying you gave consent. It befell to my pal, she had sex with an 18 12 months previous at the same time as courting a 16 12 months previous at the same time as she 15. Her Mum were given the police in touch and they no longer in common words investigated the 18 12 months previous yet her boyfriend too as he became overage even even with the truth that my pal did say she gave consent to her boyfriend. extremely, its an quite undesirable theory for both one in each and every of you. in case you quite care and truley love him, i understand it really is going to damage yet end chatting with him, its perfect for both one in each and every of you. As do you quite want him on the sex offenders record and performance each and each and every of the worry with the police and damage his destiny? Your mum is in common words searching after your protection as she is extra sensible and mature than you. in case you 2 are quite in love damage it off till eventually you're 16, its the perfect situation to do..
2016-11-24 19:26:26 · answer #3 · answered by saleh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, that was pretty funny! A+
2006-12-06 08:30:44 · answer #4 · answered by wendy_the_pyro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OLD!!! But I still smiled.
2006-12-06 08:29:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic
2006-12-06 09:20:55 · answer #6 · answered by thunnus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahaa!!! Never heard it before but i sure like it.
2006-12-06 08:32:42 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2006-12-06 08:32:31 · answer #8 · answered by kayia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Nice one, I've heard it before but it still made me laugh. Thanks
2006-12-06 08:45:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good
2006-12-06 08:32:09 · answer #10 · answered by God R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old
2006-12-06 08:30:17 · answer #11 · answered by my_account8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋