English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out. The doctor says, "Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes." To which she replies "Yeah I heard them Chinese men were pretty good, so I decided to give them a try.”

The doctor shrugs it off and tells her to push again. This time the baby's body comes out. "Holy ****, your baby has a white body," the doctor says. "Yeah I heard them white men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.

The doctor shrugs it off again and tells her to push again and that will be it. So she does and the legs come out. "Holy ****! Your baby has black legs," the doctor said. "Yeah I heard them black men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.

So the doctor shrugs it off again and ties the umbilical cord and slaps the baby on the ***, it starts to cry. The doctor turns to the woman and asks, "How are you going to deal with a baby who has slanted eyes, white body, and black legs?" The woman replies "I'm just glad it didn't bark!"

2006-12-06 08:24:48 · 20 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

Ha ha hah thats f*cking brill 10 outa 10 lol

2006-12-06 10:14:26 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0 0

Funny, how you mentioned crazy. We have an escape convict from Eastern Washington state mental hospital who was found guilty of murder by reason of insanity on the loose up here near Spokane. They allowed him out to go visit the County Fair or to do some work there and he disappeared on the authorities. Which is crazier, The inmate or the people who allowed him out?

2016-03-13 04:07:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

the dirty thing doing things like that its a good one kizzy

2006-12-06 08:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tehe

2006-12-06 09:15:43 · answer #4 · answered by Vanessa<3 5 · 0 0

good 1 lmao 10/10

2006-12-06 18:22:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats cheating you copied and pasted from internet.o points

2006-12-06 08:27:09 · answer #6 · answered by ronald.j 1 · 0 0

oh lol what a storm keep them coming.

2006-12-06 09:04:59 · answer #7 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0 0

very distrubing but funny

2006-12-06 08:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by kayia 4 · 0 0

omfgg thats hilarious

2006-12-06 08:27:31 · answer #9 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0 1

ohhh disgusting

2006-12-06 08:40:47 · answer #10 · answered by weary minded 2 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers