Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.
In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.

''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.''

''That must have hurt,'' said the judge.

''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my fingers.''

2006-12-06 01:13:15 · 7 answers · asked by Kemodo 344™ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Can't decide-reckon if Charlie Don't Surf would have been on Give 'Em Enough Rope then it would have to have been this one!!

2006-12-06 01:12:58 · 14 answers · asked by CHARLIEDONTSURF 2 in Music

hair... hands... errm... legs... mmmm ????

2006-12-06 01:12:52 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

your dreams come true. I'm a Crystal Star...so go ahead..make a wish! Anything you want...lol

2006-12-06 01:12:44 · 9 answers · asked by lucky 4 in Polls & Surveys

I really like their phones and want to buy one that's similar to either! Thanks!

2006-12-06 01:12:27 · 5 answers · asked by Maureen 4 in Movies

what are the lyrics to the bob dylan song " a hard rain a gonna fall" i really need them!!!

2006-12-06 01:12:08 · 3 answers · asked by shelshey 2 in Music

Dear Friends,


I have been watching you very closely

to see if you have been good this year

and since you have I will be telling my elves

to make some goodies for me to

leave under your tree at Christmas.


I was going to bring you all

gifts from the 12 days of Christmas,

But we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have

all come down with VD from fiddling with

the 10 ladies dancing,

the 11 lords leaping have knocked up

the 8 maids a-milking, and the

9 pipers piping have been arrested

for doing weird things to the

7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying,
4 calling birds,

3 French hens,
2 turtle doves
and the partridge in a pear tree
have me up to my sled runners in bird ****.

On top of all this!

Mrs. Claus is going through menopause,
8 of my reindeer are in heat,



the elves have joined the gay liberation

and some people who can't read a calendar

have scheduled Christmas for the 5th

2006-12-06 01:11:45 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 01:11:31 · 29 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

Question Details: there r sooo many cute romantic comedies/drama's... How to Lose a Guy in 10 days, Kate & Leopold, Love Actually, Alex and Emma, Down with Luv, Titanic, A Walk to remember, ...the list goes on! so to all my fellow rom-com/drama fans, what in your opinion is by far the best moment of them all =)?

2006-12-06 01:11:08 · 8 answers · asked by noodles 2 in Movies

Are you listening to the radio or music that you saved on the computer? What kind? Heavy Metal? Rap? Country?

2006-12-06 01:11:05 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer had just inherited some of money from his brother's recent death. He couldn't decide which son he could send to college, since he could only afford to send one. This farmer also had two ducks. These ducks were retarded. They were only two ducks on the farm that weren't normal. He told his sons that whoever could get the most money for the duck would go to college. The sons went out in attempt to collect as much money as they could. The first son was walking down the street when he passed a man working in the yard. The man asked him if the duck was for sale, for the man loved the taste of ducks. He offered the son 10 dollars for his duck. The son decided this was very good, so he took it. He decided his brother wouldn't be able to get close to his success. The second son was walking and passed a whorehouse. He went in and said that he didn't have any money, but he would give them the duck. One girl said fine. After they fucked, she decided that she didn't want the duck anymore. The son said he would take the duck back if they fucked again. She agreed. After they fucked the second time, the son left. He was walking home, thinking about what to do with the duck when it broke the leash. The duck ran out into the street and was hit by a car. The lady that hit it jumped from her car and started apologizing profusely. The son insisted it was ok, but the lady said she would pay for the duck. She was in a hurry, so she gave him 25 dollars and sped off. When the sons got home, the farmer asked the first son what he got. He proudly displayed the 10 dollars. The farmer was impressed. He asked the second son the same thing. "That's nothing. I got a f**k for a duck, a duck for a f**k, and 25 dollars for a f***ed up duck."

2006-12-06 01:11:01 · 6 answers · asked by Kemodo 344™ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

why? what is so funny?!

2006-12-06 01:10:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 01:10:42 · 8 answers · asked by chris_loves_jacky4ever 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 01:10:35 · 12 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

pollutes your world?

2006-12-06 01:10:27 · 11 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

i love both whos concert should i go to

2006-12-06 01:09:39 · 17 answers · asked by abbica 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-06 01:09:01 · 6 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

What’s greater than god?
Eviler than the devil
The poor people have it
The rich people don’t want it
And if you eat it you die?
(What is it?)

The maker makes it but doesn’t need it
The buyer buys it but doesn’t use it
And the person that needs it doesn’t see it but needs it
(What is it?)

2006-12-06 01:08:23 · 4 answers · asked by p1mp_1n 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 01:08:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A huge turn on or a turn off?

I consider them as a turn off.

2006-12-06 01:07:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

uncle billy must not like my cooking i decided to marry a sock puppet instead. where can i find one? he must be funny.not too loud cuz when i say "put a sock in it" he'll get the wrong idea!

2006-12-06 01:07:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know of a couple of people who answer questions under more than one screen name. I don't know what their motives are.

2006-12-06 01:06:40 · 12 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 01:06:25 · 15 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is there a level 8 or what?

2006-12-06 01:06:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im worried !.. ppl i know tell me..

i wont go to heaven for sure... and even the ppl in hell wont let me in !!

*sniff* ???

2006-12-06 01:05:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 01:05:37 · 15 answers · asked by Alex A 2 in Music

2006-12-06 01:04:52 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three nuns die, but they all have to answer one question to get into heaven. The first nun is asked who the first man on earth was. She replies, ''Oh that's easy, Adam!'' Lights flash and the pearly gates open.

The second nun is asked ''Who was the first woman on earth?'' she says, ''That's easy, Eve!'' Lights flash and the gates open.

The Third nun is asked, ''What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?'' The nun is puzzled and can't figure it out, so she says, ''That's a hard one.'' Lights flash up and the pearly gates open.

2006-12-06 01:03:36 · 12 answers · asked by Kemodo 344™ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Where can i download the words of songs?

2006-12-06 01:03:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

you come home and theres all people in your house. and dirty matty says," how was dinner? i hope u dont mind i put salt on your cat and jumped in the bushes."
that happened once. they were pissed. would you be

2006-12-06 01:02:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys