A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.
In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.
''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.''
''That must have hurt,'' said the judge.
''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my fingers.''
2006-12-06 01:13:15 · 7 answers · asked by Kemodo 344™ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I suppose he was just keeping his hand in !
2006-12-06 01:30:38 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess she was the girl who had more fingers than a Kit-Kat !!
Nice one.
2006-12-06 01:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm, The best man is a p*ssy?
2006-12-06 01:19:06 · answer #3 · answered by matthew (acidjesusin3d) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
strange
2006-12-06 05:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-12-06 01:20:04 · answer #5 · answered by derrangedxkitten 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS FINGER LICKING GOOD
2006-12-06 03:35:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was quicker
2006-12-06 01:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋