Entertainment & Music - 6 December 2006

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up rugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" the judge said to the second boy.

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar approach. I also used two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison...' "

2006-12-06 01:29:35 · 14 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What's wrong with Jennifer Aniston. She can't keep a man. Why do men keep leaving her?

2006-12-06 01:29:34 · 19 answers · asked by wine o 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Adidas or Nike?

what's your choice?
footwear?
clothing?
sports equipment?
casual?
accessories?
style?
value of price?
comfort?
stuff like that... put your opinions in... thanks!

2006-12-06 01:29:26 · 13 answers · asked by Tse Chuen 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Whats your biggest flaw?

I am too sensitive (but I would like to stay that way)

2006-12-06 01:28:32 · 30 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you told a Scam Spammer what he could do with his lottery??

I was sick and tired of getting those 'good friend' lottery/inheritance/up yours letters. I am now writing them back at the new email address they provide and sending the obsene mail. I know they probably don't read it but it makes me feel SO much better to get it off my chest.

Anyone else do anything to relieve your rage against these ............................... If so what?

How could anyone be so dumb as to believe them?

2006-12-06 01:28:16 · 10 answers · asked by Wicked Good 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone know if WKRP is out on DVD?

My mom wants the DVD set for christmas and I can't seem to find it in stores, and the only one on Ebay is copied from TV. Thanks.

2006-12-06 01:28:10 · 5 answers · asked by sshhmmee2000 6 in Television

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Wats the First thing that Pops to ur mind wen u hear this...........?

'New Year'

2006-12-06 01:27:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Texas or New York City?

2006-12-06 01:27:53 · 12 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

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girl went to see doctor?

a girl went to see her doctor because she had a strawberry stuck up her arxe

the doctor said i have some cream for that

2006-12-06 01:27:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you a pheasant plucker?...?

...do you like to go cold turkey too?...

2006-12-06 01:26:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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i spill everything i drink and drop everything i hold??...?

am i a spaz? would u still be my friend?

2006-12-06 01:26:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Taurus woman and Libra man as husband and wife (serious replies only)?

2006-12-06 01:25:50 · 12 answers · asked by AnneMaria 3 in Horoscopes

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to see, or to hear?

if for some reason you could only have one, which would you choose?

2006-12-06 01:25:21 · 14 answers · asked by simplycomplicated 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever woken in the morning after dreaming of eating a large marshmallow and your pillow was missing?

2006-12-06 01:24:58 · 32 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you dance with a onelegged girl?

2006-12-06 01:24:14 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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WHAT job do you do?

What do you do to make a living?

2006-12-06 01:24:09 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I'm going through some major stuff here...can I just get a hug? And PLEASE don't violate me, dudes...........

2006-12-06 01:23:37 · 26 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the longest you have ever gone without something you were really used to having and what was it?

2006-12-06 01:23:36 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How often do you refresh your page...?

and get this weird message (they want to be polite) from Yahoo... "Drat. Nothing here right now.
Why don't you become the first to ask a question instead?"
How do you feel then? And why if you ask a question you get an allert, you lose 5 points but you still get a... medal? What symbol do you think should replace that medal?

2006-12-06 01:23:34 · 6 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Who do you think is the best (and cutest!) Beast Wars character? and why?

2006-12-06 01:23:05 · 3 answers · asked by Kita 3 in Television

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Wanna hear a joke? "The little girl and the dead goldfish"?

This neighbor lady said, to the little girl , good morning Nancy, "What are you doing"?
SOB , my goldfish died , so I'm burying it!
The lady said, that hole is way too big , to bury that goldfish, "The little girl said, i know , because my goldfish is inside your cat"!!

2006-12-06 01:23:03 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would you read?

2006-12-06 01:22:57 · 16 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys