Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up rugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" the judge said to the second boy.
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar approach. I also used two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison...' "
2006-12-06 01:29:35 · 14 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that would make me stop
2006-12-06 01:40:12 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, a true expanding of knowledge. Sounds like you need a re-bore after coming out of prison !!
I am assuming you are from USA as every film showing a prison in states has someone being gang banged etc. One solution is to bite not swallow?
2006-12-06 01:43:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a laugh thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cops literally just arrested me 4 smoking good old mary jane in a household!!!?? Isn't that against my rights!!!I have figured out how to fool them just don't run they find ya f the cops and their listening ...STONERS????????????who stoned who first? Oh wait, I wasn't there, remember!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BITCHES AND SNITCHES YAH STICKS AND STONES peace and love without weedsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. R>I>P BIG BRUVa!!!!!!!xoxoxoxoxooxooxooxoxooxgot ur artwork back thanx!!!!!720 raise up on Hitler his b-day was 420. later. 912 911 cumss 2 quick.
2006-12-06 02:43:26 · answer #3 · answered by Alexandra W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then he pointed at al roker's asshole and stated, 'and that's what your asshole will appear like after 32 years in the slammer!!' i admire that we can say asshole on right here, i'll use it extra typically now!! Thanks!! Asshole. No longer you. Asshole. I ponder if this may increasingly work.... Asshole-face?? Whoa, yup!!
2016-08-10 00:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by mazzei 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy smoke !
2006-12-06 01:37:08 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-06 01:38:22 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2006-12-06 01:32:00 · answer #7 · answered by floss♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...that was funny.
2006-12-06 01:33:50 · answer #8 · answered by Sunrise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one..... lol
2006-12-06 01:33:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-06 01:31:35 · answer #10 · answered by ★♥ KillerBea ♥★ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋