Three nuns die, but they all have to answer one question to get into heaven. The first nun is asked who the first man on earth was. She replies, ''Oh that's easy, Adam!'' Lights flash and the pearly gates open.
The second nun is asked ''Who was the first woman on earth?'' she says, ''That's easy, Eve!'' Lights flash and the gates open.
The Third nun is asked, ''What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?'' The nun is puzzled and can't figure it out, so she says, ''That's a hard one.'' Lights flash up and the pearly gates open.
2006-12-06 01:03:36 · 12 answers · asked by Kemodo 344™ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Hilarious!
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2006-12-06 01:12:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't think you will get there !!
The Nuns were all in the dormitory getting to sleep after lights out when a voice asked:
"Where's the candle?"
Another Nun said "it does doesn't it."
2006-12-06 02:14:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes!. This was told by Dawn French (Vicar of Dibley) to the dozzy verger Alice Springs Tinker. She didn't get it!
2006-12-06 01:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by goban_saor2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good i give ya 10 out of 10
2006-12-06 01:09:37 · answer #4 · answered by Craig C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that one b4. I liked it. LOL.
2006-12-06 01:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-06 01:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by JUNONNKI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant you ******* genius
2006-12-06 01:08:51 · answer #7 · answered by firestarter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-06 01:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by nisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one!
2006-12-06 02:01:32 · answer #9 · answered by crazy_lady101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-12-06 05:33:56 · answer #10 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋