Chinese Newlyweds
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed
sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to
her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firt time and you
berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you
want, I do anyting you want, you say. What you want?"
he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies
shyly and unsure, "I want ..... numba 69"
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries ... "You want
.. Beef wif Broccori?"
2006-12-05
04:10:37
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