Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2006

you getting older.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

lol

2006-12-05 04:54:17 · 7 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 04:53:53 · 21 answers · asked by Cindy S 4 in Music

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.

He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"

So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."

2006-12-05 04:53:27 · 5 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Polls & Surveys

Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had been giving
their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Indiana, and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
house cleaning
that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days,
but on
the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed
and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Utah. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Minnesota girl. He said that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see anything.
The second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the
swelling
had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to
fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

2006-12-05 04:53:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 04:53:05 · 4 answers · asked by Ray N 1 in Television

2006-12-05 04:52:56 · 12 answers · asked by Steven Seagal 1 in Polls & Surveys

or if you can't pick one, how about a band?

2006-12-05 04:52:01 · 24 answers · asked by practicalwizard 6 in Polls & Surveys

Why? or Why not?

2006-12-05 04:51:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 04:51:27 · 19 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

i did today, can't believe it!

2006-12-05 04:50:33 · 8 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

... being the year of rumour that Polls and Surveys was to be closed down due to absurd humor and sickos? Or, for being the Year of the Edna's? Or perhaps it is those mile-long avatars that we'll never forget?

2006-12-05 04:50:19 · 4 answers · asked by MattEMatt 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 04:49:13 · 18 answers · asked by Vicstix 1 in Music

When you are Crankworriated (Cranky, worried, and/or frustrated), do you have someone who makes you feel bettar just by being there? Who is it?

Thanks fer answering this POLL from DPN. ♥

2006-12-05 04:49:06 · 16 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 04:49:02 · 16 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

My husband INSISTS that people actually find National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation HEE-LARRY-OUS. I, however, just don't think so. It's so goofy that it makes me a bit uncomfortable. I like Uncle Eddy (with is "bulge"..lol) but that's about it...So, show of hands: FUNNY OR NOT FUNNY. Thanks, friends. My marriage may be riding on this one. (J/K) ♥♥♥

2006-12-05 04:48:50 · 23 answers · asked by clever nickname 6 in Polls & Surveys

i am one of them..whats your fave song by him??i love too funky,jesus to a child,careless whisper,fastlove and different corner..whats the best one in your opinion?x

2006-12-05 04:48:36 · 19 answers · asked by Lydia K 4 in Music

i have all ready tried to book lil wayne for my birthday and now i want lil boosie and mike jone also but i really don't have a job and lil wayne alone is 7500 plus expensives..... not including the cost to rent out an buiding to hold the event

2006-12-05 04:48:29 · 7 answers · asked by Mz. Kitkat 2 in Polls & Surveys

Whos your idol? is there a celeb u look up to? someone you look like? or perhaps just someone in your everyday life??? tell me and share with every1 else. I love victoria beckham, paris hilton, britney spears, lindsey lohan, sharon ozzbourne, simon cowell... so many!!!!! But at the end of the day im me!!!! LOL!

2006-12-05 04:47:57 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I just love this thing! Sweet baby! ya!

2006-12-05 04:47:52 · 6 answers · asked by Kenshin 5 in Music

self explanatory really :P

2006-12-05 04:47:33 · 16 answers · asked by ellie 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-05 04:47:03 · 24 answers · asked by supahtforyou 4 in Polls & Surveys

How old were you and did you enjoy it?
Mine was Star Wars, I was 5 and I fell asleep, I know no appreciation at all!!!

2006-12-05 04:46:50 · 40 answers · asked by currynut 2 in Movies

Michael Jackson & Paris Hilton?

2006-12-05 04:46:41 · 26 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

Did you hear their planing to colonise the moon?

2006-12-05 04:46:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

looking for the artist who sings it or what the title is ,might be late 70's

2006-12-05 04:45:48 · 3 answers · asked by pledge_67 1 in Music

2006-12-05 04:44:47 · 22 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

In my last job someone emailed me an Excel spreadsheet with song lyrics, you had to put the title and artist in the adjacent cell and you got a score. I've lost the email, anyone know where i'd get it again?

There was also a version with pictures of bands.

2006-12-05 04:44:04 · 9 answers · asked by Queen of the Stone Age 3 in Music

2006-12-05 04:43:59 · 24 answers · asked by Steven Seagal 1 in Polls & Surveys

songs about moving on from a relationship... heartbreak, hard times moving on from someone... idk anything like that?

2006-12-05 04:43:54 · 11 answers · asked by jerseygirl<3 2 in Music

Who's the best drummer of all time and what kit did they use?

2006-12-05 04:43:31 · 13 answers · asked by Aramiak 2 in Music