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Endless nude pictures of myself in various seductive poses, oh wait no, nevermind, thats what I sent to you in a red envelope!

2006-12-05 05:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'd find a red envelope taped to my cars steering wheel one morning in December. . .a day when the snow was falling and there was a chill. . .but, my car would already be warm as the person who taped the envelope there would have already started it for me so I could drive to work cozy and warm.

Inside this red envelope there would be a "formal" invite to a candlelit dinner for two at a resteraunt overlooking the water, or the city, or both. . .to celebrate the evening of December 23rd. . .
and the request of my company for the rest of the evening. After dinner. . .a "sleigh" ride through a beautiful park where I would be handed a little blue and white box. . .inside would be a question. . .a question that I would joyfully say yes to.

My red envelope. . .

My red envelope. . .

2006-12-05 13:03:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

Money, this is a Chinese tradition - ie including money as a gift in a red envelope

2006-12-05 12:49:25 · answer #3 · answered by SteveUK 5 · 1 1

Red Envelopes only mean one thing, a howler! Oh Gosh, I wonder what I did?!

2006-12-05 12:54:47 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Special K 3 · 0 1

Christmas card.

2006-12-05 12:51:43 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 2

more than likely a Christmas card

2006-12-05 12:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by Lil'MissSnshne 4 · 0 1

My Mortgage Payment

2006-12-05 12:49:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

A check for a few million, from the government , saying sorry for being such a$$holes!

2006-12-05 12:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by Rena 2 · 1 1

A scratch off ticket

2006-12-05 12:48:53 · answer #9 · answered by TrofyWife 4 · 1 2

A gift card to my favorite store.

2006-12-05 12:49:40 · answer #10 · answered by Thumper 7 · 0 2

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