Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had been giving
their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Indiana, and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
house cleaning
that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days,
but on
the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed
and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Utah. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Minnesota girl. He said that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see anything.
The second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the
swelling
had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to
fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
2006-12-05 04:53:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u crack me up i m gonna tell all my friends its man funny thanxs u brought up a smile on my face.
2006-12-05 16:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 18:15:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2006-12-05 04:56:27 · answer #3 · answered by jare bare 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Minnesota girls are smart, a ND girl would do the same,,,
2006-12-05 05:28:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-12-05 04:58:27 · answer #5 · answered by adrian9402 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh! Good one.
2006-12-05 05:02:22 · answer #6 · answered by RM 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a gd one keep them comming
2006-12-05 05:00:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
best I've heard for quite a while!
2006-12-05 06:51:23 · answer #8 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it lol
2006-12-05 05:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by brit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2006-12-05 04:56:10 · answer #10 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋