Chinese Newlyweds
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed
sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to
her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firt time and you
berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you
want, I do anyting you want, you say. What you want?"
he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies
shyly and unsure, "I want ..... numba 69"
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries ... "You want
.. Beef wif Broccori?"
2006-12-05 04:10:37 · 12 answers · asked by mongo862001 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sum ting wong?
2006-12-05 04:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL- that sounds like where I live with all the Asian restuarants around here- I just use the number too! hahaha
Good joke!
2006-12-05 12:13:39 · answer #2 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Though it is a rude and crude joke, I have to admit it made me chuckle and I will be telling my husband…Most jokes are rude and crude and that’s what usually makes them funny…Thanks...
2006-12-05 12:30:00 · answer #3 · answered by JAC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it... and it really is rude. After all, beef w/broccoli is actually #27, and #69 is sumyungho...
2006-12-05 12:24:28 · answer #4 · answered by MattEMatt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That jokes only been around as long as Jesus
2006-12-05 12:12:21 · answer #5 · answered by puresatin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if theyre both chinese why do they speak to each other in english not chinese?
2006-12-05 12:13:46 · answer #6 · answered by Cate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
personally i like #77 better. cause you get 8 (ate) more
2006-12-05 12:39:46 · answer #7 · answered by anyone0102 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-05 12:13:26 · answer #8 · answered by hollybell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see ur getting thumbs downs and stuff but I hadn't heard it before and thought it was funny! Thanks!
2006-12-05 12:19:16 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, your joke is rude and not cool!!!
2006-12-05 12:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋