1) A blonde calls 911, and says her house is on fire.
the dispatcher asks her where her house is
the blonde says she doesn't know
the dispatcher, getting frustrated with her says, Well how are we supposed to get there?
the blonde says Well DUH! Big red truck!
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2) How do you make Anti-freeze?
Take away her blanket.
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3) You do know why a blonde can't make ice cubes, don't you? She doesn't have the recipe!
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4) Q. How can you tell if a blond has been using your word processor?
A. All the white out on the screen.
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5) I'm blond and I'm not bothered by blond jokes because I know that a person's hair color has nothing to do with how smart a person is. I just graduated from high school on Saturday with honors and I have already taken college courses while still in high school. I am blond but I'm by no means dumb.
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6) Why did the blonde get confused in the the
bathroom?
She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
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2006-12-04
19:17:11
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