Blonde Jokes.......................................................................................?

Question

1) A blonde calls 911, and says her house is on fire.
the dispatcher asks her where her house is
the blonde says she doesn't know
the dispatcher, getting frustrated with her says, Well how are we supposed to get there?
the blonde says Well DUH! Big red truck!
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2) How do you make Anti-freeze?
Take away her blanket.
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3) You do know why a blonde can't make ice cubes, don't you? She doesn't have the recipe!
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4) Q. How can you tell if a blond has been using your word processor?
A. All the white out on the screen.

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5) I'm blond and I'm not bothered by blond jokes because I know that a person's hair color has nothing to do with how smart a person is. I just graduated from high school on Saturday with honors and I have already taken college courses while still in high school. I am blond but I'm by no means dumb.
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6) Why did the blonde get confused in the the
bathroom?
She is not used to pulling her own pants down.

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8) Why don't many blondes eat bananas?
They can't find the zipper
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9)How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the swiming pool.
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10) How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
What! And break a fingernail?

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11) How come all blond jokes are all one liners?
So men can understand them!
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12) Blonde and a Brunette jump out of a plane.... who hits the ground first?
The Brunette.... The Blond stops and asks for directions.
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13) "I don't mind when people tell me dumb blonde jokes, cause I know I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blond."
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14) Who would ask that except a blonde?
Many blondes, the last thing I think about is whether they're stupid or not.
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15) the question is do blonds understand Blondie jokes!
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16)Why did the blonde change her baby's diapers once a week.
The box said "Up to 20 pounds"
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17) How do you know a blond's been at a computer?
Theres lipstick on the joystick
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18) There was two blondes driving and they pulled over so one blonde told the other blonde to check if the blinker on the car was working. so when she was looking and it was blinking on she said "yes its working" and when it blinked off she said"its not working anymore" so the whole time she was like yes no yes no and her friend was so confused. lol dumb blondes
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19) How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None.
Blondes screw just about anyplace else, however ....
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20) Two blondes walking down the street one says "oh no a dead bird" the other one looks into the sky and says "where"
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21) Did you hear the one about the angry blonde on Yahoo! Answers...oh, nevermind :-)
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22) why 80 million blondes girls go back in sky to meet God ?
because God want to give to them a brain
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Answer 1

Yup. Those were funny. But as everyone know, hair colour has nothing to do with intelligence.

Answer 2

XDD
Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
A: Artificial Intelligence

Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.

I had another one but forgot it.

Answer 3

LOL. All Good Ones. LOL.

I invite you to read my questions, and check out my Blonde joke.

Have a great evening!

Answer 4

Funny. Too much for blonds to read, but funny. The grenade joke was hilarious.

Answer 5

Not bad.
Try this one:
What do You do when a blonde throws You a grenade?
Pull out the pin and throw it back!

Answer 6

Good one! I liked them all

Answer 7

good job dude

Answer 8

hahahahhahaha

Answer 9

funny
keep it up