Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2006

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.
By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said,
"They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

She will be eligible for parole in about three years

2006-12-04 03:51:04 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 03:50:54 · 33 answers · asked by homer pimpson 2 in Polls & Surveys

A DOG! hahahahaha

Wow, I laughed so hard when I first heard this joke I almost died.

2006-12-04 03:50:52 · 9 answers · asked by sfumato 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 03:50:00 · 3 answers · asked by Tonya P 2 in Music

2006-12-04 03:49:52 · 11 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

what is on your mind right now? i just wanna know because im bored.

2006-12-04 03:49:19 · 6 answers · asked by blah b 1 in Polls & Surveys

♥(hehehe, take it as you wish.....)

2006-12-04 03:48:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?&ei=UTF-8&p=&gid=g_51ea67e00c484b4fbb6cb081f4644cd4.51ea67e00c484b4fbb6cb081f4644cd4&vid=51ea67e00c484b4fbb6cb081f4644cd4.609161&b=50

2006-12-04 03:47:48 · 3 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I think so because Africa is so close to Europe in terms of distance, and blacks and whites have similar features!

2006-12-04 03:46:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i like this song, but i have no idea who sings it or the name of it, i just know a few of the lyric, it's a older song and the lyrics i know go like this" I wanna know , have you ever seen rain. falling down on me" i think thats the chours and it repeats several times. please help me find it i love it ,Thanks

2006-12-04 03:45:51 · 17 answers · asked by john h 1 in Music

i think maybe its mickey rooney hes like a hundred so is that guy who was colonel potter on mash so thats who i think will bite it next

2006-12-04 03:45:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is All American Rejects considered a rock band. Or maybe AFI with their song, "Love Like Winter?"

2006-12-04 03:45:39 · 12 answers · asked by cenagurl14 2 in Music

I was in a university film workshop when I stumbled upon some crack heads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko-LS1R9yZo

2006-12-04 03:45:33 · 5 answers · asked by The master Croupier 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 03:44:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He's releasing a CD in the morning and a calendar later this December!

2006-12-04 03:44:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My fave is Cheese

2006-12-04 03:44:34 · 18 answers · asked by Jordan F 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-04 03:44:13 · 7 answers · asked by Irish ME 2 in Music

and watching the bubbles float to the top. A preast came along and asked. "What have you got in the bottle my son?" " Little Dick replied its the most powerfull liquid in the world " No" said the preast " I have the most powerfull liquid in the world its holy water","if i rub it on the belly of a woman she will pass a baby. "Little dick replied, if i rub this on a cats *** it will pass a porshe"

2006-12-04 03:44:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

it could be something said publicly or in front of a group of people like at a party or meeting....can anyone list movies that have great speech moments? funny ones are a plus...i have to analyze a speech from a movie. HELP!!

2006-12-04 03:43:46 · 15 answers · asked by ? 4 in Movies

a dead body? and i dont mean in a funeral parlor whe i was 17 or 18 i seen some junkie hooker stuffed in a garbage can it was odd

2006-12-04 03:43:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to have a Christmas Party at my house, recently my uncle divorced, the family sort of divided in 2, taking sides. Alot of the family are not to fond of the uncle. There has been alot of rumors. I want to invite both my my uncle and aunt, and some family are upset with me cause I will have my uncle over. (my aunt is also invited) Should I cancel the party? Or let my uncle come and let people deal with it. I just don't want to have a huge fight at my house. Help me! What should I do? P.S. I really dont think my aunt will have a problem with my uncle being there.

2006-12-04 03:43:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does any1 no wot this nadias surname is

2006-12-04 03:42:39 · 2 answers · asked by dave 1 in Jokes & Riddles

What do you think about my little pupster?
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h9/miz4x4/mad.jpg

2006-12-04 03:42:36 · 21 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

Best answer goes to the best joke! I need a joke to counter all the blond jokes I've heard over the years! Jokes may include reference to brunettes and redheads, if necessary!

2006-12-04 03:41:48 · 9 answers · asked by onlyupfrmhere 2 in Jokes & Riddles

No Hay Igual by Nelly Furtado

2006-12-04 03:41:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Ok guys in the first episode revenge of the sith what treaty did the aliens want the queen to sign and why did lord sidious want the aliens to get involved with the treat and what is the treaty if yuo could answer all of them that would be great.

2006-12-04 03:40:37 · 5 answers · asked by A K 2 in Movies

Is OJ Simpson related to Jessica Simpson?

2006-12-04 03:40:35 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I ask this because every female Cancer I've met has the been the sweetest, most caring person. My mom is one and she's a sweetheart. I've dated 3 Cancer men and they completely dogged me out. They were cheaters and compulsive liars and didn't even seem to have a heart or a conscious for that matter. The complete opposite of the girls. Now before I get hateful answers, I KNOW that not every Cancer man is like this. I'm sure there are some good ones out there that I haven't been fortunate enough to meet. In general though, do most of the positive Cancer attributes pertain to the women?

2006-12-04 03:40:22 · 11 answers · asked by Tiacola Version 9.0 7 in Horoscopes

The more the better. I already know the one about emo grass, "It cuts its self."

2006-12-04 03:39:42 · 4 answers · asked by Gumby G 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 03:39:03 · 4 answers · asked by Kirsten 3 in Celebrities