Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.
By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots."
She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said,
"They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."
She will be eligible for parole in about three years
2006-12-04 03:51:04 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHA! THATS A GOOD ONE! A+ for YOU!!!
2006-12-04 03:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by MANDEE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another little lad struggling to walk, the teacher informed him he had his boots on the wrong feet to which he replied " These are the only feet I have" Not as good as yours but still worth a smile.
2006-12-04 05:28:20 · answer #2 · answered by christine p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute Sarah. I think I would have run into trouble long before the teacher.
2006-12-04 03:55:19 · answer #3 · answered by robert m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahhhahhaha...funnny
2006-12-04 03:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by st.uncumber 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lead with it if you are giving a presentation to a conference of soccer moms. Good luck!
2006-12-04 03:53:29 · answer #5 · answered by subhuman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have done exactly the same to the little s**t.
Brilliant joke ,well done 10/10 Keep them coming.
2006-12-04 03:56:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that's funny!
Was just having a swig of tea when I got to the bottom - I nearly gave my pc a tea-bath!!
:-)
2006-12-04 03:56:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like ! 12/10 a good un.
2006-12-04 03:53:09 · answer #8 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny pmsl 10/10
2006-12-04 03:55:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a seven year old brother and this reminds me of everyday with him.
2006-12-04 03:53:45 · answer #10 · answered by brandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Thank you for the chuckle.
2006-12-04 03:53:03 · answer #11 · answered by Teufel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋