and watching the bubbles float to the top. A preast came along and asked. "What have you got in the bottle my son?" " Little Dick replied its the most powerfull liquid in the world " No" said the preast " I have the most powerfull liquid in the world its holy water","if i rub it on the belly of a woman she will pass a baby. "Little dick replied, if i rub this on a cats *** it will pass a porshe"
2006-12-04 03:44:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well a speed joke from speedy very apt and very funny.......
2006-12-04 04:06:09 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-04 03:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What u human beings dont understand is the 2nd section.. Superman smiles and is going decrease back to his seat. He beverages his shot of tequila , walks to the window and jumps out of it. yet this time he hits the floor and dies. formerly he dies Superman says to himself," Oh Crap, I would desire to have not fooled the particular outcomes Director."
2016-10-13 23:47:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 keep it up
2006-12-04 03:45:52 · answer #4 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-04 04:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I first heard this one many years ago. Odd, but it seemed better then !
2006-12-04 04:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK...yeah...looking forward to your next offering.
2006-12-04 03:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2006-12-04 03:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad at all /8/10
But please next time can you use the spell checker.
2006-12-04 03:51:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you will find that the spelling is "priest"...
2006-12-04 06:14:23 · answer #10 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋