Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2006

A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out
for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet.
Later that night a thief broke into their house. The thief was in
the process of stealing the couple's valuables when he heard the couple's
car arriving home. The thief then immediately hid in the closet. The
owners came into the house, and went straight to bed. But in the
middle of the night they were awoken by a scream. The husband opened
the closet to see the thief squirming on the floor. The husband
immediately bound the thief tightly with some rope and asked what made
him holler so loud. The thief replied in pain, "When your *******
squirrel took my *** for a hollow in a tree -I held out. When it took
my balls for nuts- I gritted my teeth, but when it decided to carry
the nuts into the hollow I cracked up."

2006-12-03 08:34:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Song from 'Ghost World'?

Could anyone tell me the name of the song in 'Ghost World' that is on the record she buys from Seymour? Not 'Devil Got My Woman'. It's the song playing when she first puts the record on, before she is about to dye her hair black again. Thanks.

2006-12-03 08:34:08 · 1 answers · asked by queentakesjack 1 in Movies

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Has hutches3 found a new home? I know this should probably be in the real estate area but what do I know?

2006-12-03 08:33:44 · 2 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What are some fairly unknown but brilliant scifi movies?

I'm looking to buy a dvd. I've seen loads of films and want a really good scifi one that i'm not likely to have seen or even heard of. Please let me know and give a brief description of story line

2006-12-03 08:33:39 · 7 answers · asked by nasherr 2 in Movies

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What do you think of Carol of the Bells?

I love it! Especially the version by Harry Connick Jr. =D

2006-12-03 08:33:09 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Who was first supposed to record "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?" Como or Crosby? Autry did it.?

2006-12-03 08:33:09 · 6 answers · asked by ladykathrynct 2 in Celebrities

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What is one thing you love with all your heart?

2006-12-03 08:32:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? I'm testing the reception of my new Amp'd supra metra mobile phone.?

2006-12-03 08:32:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you ever take an IQ test? How did you score?

2006-12-03 08:32:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you were the last person left on Earth, what would you do?

2006-12-03 08:32:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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when faith brown takes her bra off?

Does she have boobs like spaniels ears.

also,does she have a fanny like a clowns pocket?

2006-12-03 08:32:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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When you feel down, who brings you up-- again?

2006-12-03 08:31:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you think they should/or will get rid of chloe sullivan on smallville?

and how?

2006-12-03 08:31:42 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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What's the funniest name you've ever heard?

2006-12-03 08:31:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can sombody help me please??

I love to read Harry Potter Fanfiction. Does anybody know of any really good HP fics, maybe some where he goes back in time and meets his parents, or even some Dark!harry fics?? If you do, please give the name of the fic and the website! Thanks!

2006-12-03 08:30:32 · 3 answers · asked by Kassie Leann 4 in Comics & Animation

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Did you watch the x men cartoons?

who was your fav character?

2006-12-03 08:29:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone know any good slow songs? (Sounds touching)?

2006-12-03 08:29:26 · 25 answers · asked by yoooo 1 in Music

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Do you make your own cookies or buy them?

2006-12-03 08:29:11 · 25 answers · asked by A Musing 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Should Stephen Colbert run for president in '08, with Borat running as his vice president?

What do you think? What type of legislation would these two pass? Would the world be a better place w/ Colbert leading America? How would Borat do on international relations? Who would be in their administration? Could Snoop Dogg be head of National Secuirty, or possibly the war on drugs? Let me know y'all... and have fun with this! Cheers!

2006-12-03 08:28:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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