Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2006

This was said last night at a christmas party.......

1st Bloke walks over to the bar, another guy said your round


1st bloke replied

"well most people call it fat but thanks for being so polite"


I was laughing all evening over this one it might be cause i was a bit p issed, wot do u think ???

2006-12-03 08:45:30 · 15 answers · asked by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Or who do you think does?

2006-12-03 08:45:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly. "Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet." was the shop owner's reply.

The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..."

The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.

"How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under

2006-12-03 08:45:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-03 08:44:59 · 16 answers · asked by Andy29Pandy 2 in Comics & Animation

I've had a music video stuck in my head all weekend and can't remember the name of the band or the song, can anyone help?

The video had a lot of play in the UK a few months ago - it contained sped up snippets of the life of a couple in their house as they aged. It started with a happy relationship, showed them growing more distant, the man eventually had an affair, and his wife walked in on him and his bit on the side.

2006-12-03 08:44:55 · 2 answers · asked by chickentikkachasni 2 in Music

The Title To This One Is "Oho! Not fallin' for that one?"

The Riddle Is:
"oh ALRIGHT then you win"

2006-12-03 08:44:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i am not sure if i even spelled it right... they played it on nip/tuck! Please help

2006-12-03 08:43:58 · 14 answers · asked by Stephanie M 1 in Television

what are some good memorial funereal songs?

2006-12-03 08:43:45 · 9 answers · asked by awesome 2 in Music

2006-12-03 08:43:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-03 08:43:15 · 11 answers · asked by LEE W 1 in Movies

All he ever does is sit back and insult people he doesn't know for having the guts to get up on stage and try do their best. That doesn't take any talent whatsoever to do. Any ******** on this planet could do that.

2006-12-03 08:42:27 · 10 answers · asked by AngryAmerican82 3 in Television

Whitch do you prefer?
#1:Jay Leno or David Letterman
#2:Bike or Car
#3:Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie
#4:tmz.com or utube.com
#5:Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston
#6:Pimple or Zit
#7:Mel Gibson or Michel Richards
#8:Mother or Father
#9:Vanessa Hudgens or Ally and AJ
#10:Television or Computer
#11:Wrestling or Hockey
#12:Fart in a mitten or Firecrotch
#13:Blind or Deaf
#14:Brian Austin Green(from Beverly Hills 90210) or Mark Walberge(Markie Mark)
#15:Eva Pigford(America's next top model) or Eva Longoria

2006-12-03 08:42:10 · 32 answers · asked by The wwe diva of 2010 3 in Polls & Surveys

Do as you may to erase my mind but I know in my heart that the times I cherish happened and will never be erased.

(Inspiration from a novel)

2006-12-03 08:42:03 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 08:41:30 · 12 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

it seems to me that he has never been gone

2006-12-03 08:41:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

If you are leave your real name

E-Town 4 Life

2006-12-03 08:41:23 · 2 answers · asked by sweety 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 08:41:17 · 23 answers · asked by dsw 2 in Music

Christmas Eve or Christmas day?

2006-12-03 08:40:30 · 32 answers · asked by ImAssyrian 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 08:40:19 · 10 answers · asked by Average_JOE 2 in Polls & Surveys

i took it from jay and silent bob

2006-12-03 08:38:54 · 39 answers · asked by Mark 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 08:38:47 · 24 answers · asked by dsw 2 in Music

A lady goes on vacation alone to Papua New Guinea, wishing her husband had been able to join her.

Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate lovemaking she asks him, "What is your name?"

"I can't tell you!" the black man says.

Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he cannot tell her.


On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?"

"I can't because you will make fun of me!" the black man says.

"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.

"Fine, my name is Snow" the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says,. . . "I knew you would make fun of it."



The lady replied, "Its my husband that won't believe me when I tell him that I had ... 8 inches of Snow every day in Papua New Guinea."

2006-12-03 08:38:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-03 08:38:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Woman has many enemies, but unfortunately her friends hate her.

2. Woman like tea bags, no color nor odor. Once you put in a boiling water, there is a good color and odor.

2006-12-03 08:37:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If not, you should be ashamed of yourself. We lose more people every year to this disease than to violence in Iraq.

2006-12-03 08:37:41 · 6 answers · asked by Ejsenstejn 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 08:37:10 · 3 answers · asked by Average_JOE 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 08:36:53 · 4 answers · asked by pinkprettyprincess12199 1 in Celebrities

want an apple?

2006-12-03 08:36:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you think about this movie?
Its a movie i made with my little cousins and i just want to know what you guys think. Thanks for watching and thanks for the comments!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b0gn5zgakM

2006-12-03 08:36:46 · 6 answers · asked by 100% Español 5 in Movies

I kno it's a sad question, but I'm curious. Answer away.

2006-12-03 08:36:31 · 13 answers · asked by Ali 2 in Polls & Surveys