Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2006

Tarzan was swinging through the jungle when, suddenly, he slid off the vine, landing in the midle of of a pack of lions. They tore him to peices, removing his arms, legs and "member". The noise brought the people from a nearby village running to see what was going on, which scared the lions off. Seeing the mess Tarzan was in, they got the village witch-doctor to come & see what he could do to help. Taking 1 look at the mess, he said "bring me the arms of an ape, the legs of a cheetah and the trunk of an elephant" When they brought these to him, he sewed them on and Tarzan jumped up and swung off through the jungle.
A few weeks later, Tarzan came to the witch-docotors hut. "How you doing, Tarzan?" "Oh, just great! These ape arms you gave; I went killed all those lions in 10 seconds! And these legs, I've never run so fast! But, you've got to do something about this trunk! Every time I swing too close to the ground, it grabs a clump of grass and shoves it up my @ss!"

2006-12-03 09:09:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do anybody have used Radio Station for sale out there?

2006-12-03 09:08:42 · 1 answers · asked by Where can I get a dredging pump? 1 in Music

tv shows like lost online i need the last 2 episodes of season 2 to catch up

thanks

2006-12-03 09:08:40 · 5 answers · asked by ♥Pink Princess♥ 3 in Television

2006-12-03 09:08:20 · 11 answers · asked by brownslilbabe 2 in Horoscopes

2006-12-03 09:07:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

do you really feel *warm* inside? or is it just myth?

2006-12-03 09:07:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it goes something like this
(in high voice)
you dont have to be beautiful, to be my girl
you dont need to be rich, to rule my world
you dont have to be cool, to be my girl
you dont have to be good, to rule my world

(banjo is played every now and then)

it is also in happy feet - its the main penquins mother's song

it sounds like micheal jackson but i dont think that it is him

2006-12-03 09:07:26 · 35 answers · asked by felicity_detain 1 in Music

i tend to always use the word beautiful to describe things i see or hear etc.

2006-12-03 09:07:05 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 09:06:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-03 09:05:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

name the movie and actor/character

2006-12-03 09:05:13 · 19 answers · asked by AnswerGeek 4 in Movies

If you saw the pictures and read the stuff, you'd know she's doing it for attention. Tiny little scrapes on her forearm, wow, she's SO suicidal! Like, oh my God, an insider said that she was talking about how much her life sucked! Like, I feel so sorry for her! But, like, all the other teens who really DO cut and do drugs because their lives really DO suck, they're unclean, they're stupid. I believe that story because Lindsay Lohan is, like, depressed. She, like, hates her life. An insider said so, so I KNOW she's not doing it just for attention, like, you know?

Oh. My. GOD!!!!! I HATE people who are like that!!!!! Like, she's SO depressed, blah blah blah. I know people who are really depressed, who actually have a reason to hate their lives. And really, tiny little scrapes on someone's arm is probably just a ploy to get all eyes on her. Maybe she overdid it with the crack thing, but still. It's all for attention. Someone agree with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-03 09:04:52 · 8 answers · asked by Michaela Lawson 3 in Celebrities

2006-12-03 09:04:42 · 7 answers · asked by :D 5 in Polls & Surveys

Sorry, I'm going to get a movie, need a tip for what to watch. Give a small plot so I can see if it's worth getting.

2006-12-03 09:04:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did anyone see Smallville this past week? November 30th. If anyone saw it could you please tell me what happened. I had to miss it again... my satellite is still out, and i did not get to see it again. Thanks.

2006-12-03 09:04:34 · 3 answers · asked by luvdogs 3 in Television

2006-12-03 09:04:27 · 3 answers · asked by devilgoth167 1 in Other - Entertainment

help im looking for a song which sounds like a latin song and keeps mentioning the word sexy at the end of sentence

2006-12-03 09:04:12 · 13 answers · asked by Baggiebob 1 in Music

2006-12-03 09:03:47 · 32 answers · asked by brownslilbabe 2 in Horoscopes

1.. Americans Are Overweight
2. She wants a Black Man ( A true story)
3. Loose Screws (making fun of religious hypocrites)
4. Ignorant (about rappers rapping about the same thing)
5. Dyke Chick (making fun of lesbians)
6. The truth Hurts (bashing catholic priest who molest children)
7. Believe (believe in yourself)
8. Treat You Right (making a good relationship)
9. Shut Up (nagging women)
10.Controlled by the Pu$$y (making fun of men being crazy for
sex)
11. Fake (Bashing fake rappers who aren't living like they claim)
12. Make a Hit saying nothing (making fun of rapper's lyrics)
13. Single and Free (celebrating a break up)

Listen to the songs here
http://www.listentocharlie.com

2006-12-03 09:03:29 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

you were in a minority of one?

2006-12-03 09:03:03 · 20 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I love this singer!

2006-12-03 09:03:00 · 1 answers · asked by ImAssyrian 5 in Music

What kind, for bonus points?!

2006-12-03 09:02:06 · 43 answers · asked by Desert Rose 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 09:01:41 · 8 answers · asked by yic4e 1 in Jokes & Riddles

please......

2006-12-03 09:01:27 · 6 answers · asked by Willie S 2 in Music

Dylan is cute

2006-12-03 09:01:03 · 13 answers · asked by straight_a_popstar 1 in Celebrities

♥Flirt a little? Geez!

2006-12-03 09:01:01 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When he put the food in the jars, how long did the fries last?
Which food lasted the longest?
If you could, please quote what he said about why they don't mold or whatever.

2006-12-03 09:00:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Does anyone know where I can get clips from POTC 1 and 2? Especially the scenes that have Jack and elizabeth in them. Oh, and I don't wanna use Kazza or any other file sharing thing you have to download.

2006-12-03 08:59:58 · 10 answers · asked by Lindsay 2 in Movies

I can usually sense what type of person someone is when I meet him/her.

2006-12-03 08:58:50 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

your comments please?

2006-12-03 08:58:42 · 9 answers · asked by sian 1 in Movies