Tarzan was swinging through the jungle when, suddenly, he slid off the vine, landing in the midle of of a pack of lions. They tore him to peices, removing his arms, legs and "member". The noise brought the people from a nearby village running to see what was going on, which scared the lions off. Seeing the mess Tarzan was in, they got the village witch-doctor to come & see what he could do to help. Taking 1 look at the mess, he said "bring me the arms of an ape, the legs of a cheetah and the trunk of an elephant" When they brought these to him, he sewed them on and Tarzan jumped up and swung off through the jungle.
A few weeks later, Tarzan came to the witch-docotors hut. "How you doing, Tarzan?" "Oh, just great! These ape arms you gave; I went killed all those lions in 10 seconds! And these legs, I've never run so fast! But, you've got to do something about this trunk! Every time I swing too close to the ground, it grabs a clump of grass and shoves it up my @ss!"
2006-12-03 09:09:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Coming from a girl who's name is Jane,I have heard plenty of Tarzan jokes but this is one of the better ones! I love it. TARZAN U R THE MAN!!!
2006-12-03 09:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by roosmom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wager Tarzan change into completely chuffed till he met up with that ol jungel hag, Heck so what she places out,yet seem @ what he has to manage now,He won't be able to drink no extra his associates won't be able to come over,the limbs are all coverded with slikworm tampons, her darn young ones do not take heed to him,he went out on limb to assist her and seem @ him now.
2016-11-23 14:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2006-12-03 10:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by Dawg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2006-12-03 09:13:01 · answer #4 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'll be hoarse for days!!!!!!!!!! thanx to u
2006-12-03 09:19:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-03 09:13:08 · answer #6 · answered by R@chel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good one
2006-12-03 09:17:04 · answer #7 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Omg, that was funny!!!
2006-12-03 09:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by Confuzzled! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, gross, but funny.....
2006-12-03 09:18:13 · answer #9 · answered by Katie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!
Great joke. Thanks.
2006-12-04 12:02:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋