A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out
for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet.
Later that night a thief broke into their house. The thief was in
the process of stealing the couple's valuables when he heard the couple's
car arriving home. The thief then immediately hid in the closet. The
owners came into the house, and went straight to bed. But in the
middle of the night they were awoken by a scream. The husband opened
the closet to see the thief squirming on the floor. The husband
immediately bound the thief tightly with some rope and asked what made
him holler so loud. The thief replied in pain, "When your *******
squirrel took my *** for a hollow in a tree -I held out. When it took
my balls for nuts- I gritted my teeth, but when it decided to carry
the nuts into the hollow I cracked up."
2006-12-03 08:34:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
one of your best ,lol ,still laughing from your last one
2006-12-03 10:58:22 · answer #1 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only three letter word which is an hollow, which I can think of is an ear, but that is not big enough for a squirrel, no part of a human is.
So sorry, couldn't understand the joke, probably not your fault, just the censorship.
2006-12-03 08:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by FairyBlessed 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha made me laugh 10/10 :)
2006-12-03 08:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by Yuvi 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not as good as the snow one but ok.
2006-12-03 14:12:45 · answer #4 · answered by kev3753 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, you've gone off the boil now darling!
2006-12-03 08:40:28 · answer #5 · answered by WibbleWibble 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
remind me to always protect my nuts
2006-12-03 15:35:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kinda funny.
2006-12-03 08:46:07 · answer #7 · answered by yo-yo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahah
very funny
2006-12-03 08:36:51 · answer #8 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry did'nt laugh...i'm a miserable cow though.
2006-12-03 08:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by Niamh 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
VERY funny!!! omg...sometimes i just don't know anymore
2006-12-03 08:41:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋