Entertainment & Music - 2 December 2006

2006-12-02 15:06:16 · 17 answers · asked by Naomi 4 in Celebrities

One day, the Lord decided to make a companion for Adam. He summoned St. Peter. He told St. Peter that he wanted to make a being who was similar to man, yet was different, and could offer him comfort, companionship and pleasure. The Lord said he would call this being woman.

So St. Peter went about creating this being which was similar to man yet was different in ways that would be appealing and could provide physical pleasure to man. When St. Peter had finished creating this being who could now be called woman he summoned The Lord.

"I am now ready to provide the brain, nerve endings and senses to the being, this .. woman. I require your assistance on this matter O Lord. How many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals", inquired St. Peter.
"How many did we put in Adam?", asked The Lord.
"Four hundred and twenty, ", replied St. Peter. "
"Do the same for woman", said The Lord.
"Yes, O Great Lord", said St. Peter.
"No, wait.", said The Lord. "Give her ten thousand, when she cums, I want her to scream my f*cking name!"

2006-12-02 15:05:54 · 2 answers · asked by al p 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-02 15:05:00 · 14 answers · asked by Rachel T. 2 in Movies

2006-12-02 15:04:56 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 15:03:45 · 35 answers · asked by Kendal 2 in Celebrities

He deserves it...he's been here through all the drama. :) Cheers! Here's to you dude. : D

2006-12-02 15:03:15 · 26 answers · asked by Chistiaŋ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I love that song, but I'm afraid I messed up the words.

2006-12-02 15:03:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

the sun is already hot this fine morning , i am going on a 4x4 route for the day , what are you planning

2006-12-02 15:02:28 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 15:02:24 · 10 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

What would you have if Elmer got frozen in a blizard?





A Fudd-cicle (fudgecicle).

2006-12-02 15:02:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Never seems to happen the other way around with America or Europe. What's so special about Japan?

2006-12-02 15:01:35 · 2 answers · asked by AmigaJoe 3 in Music

Who originally sang the Xmas song let it snow???? PLZ!!!!

2006-12-02 15:01:22 · 5 answers · asked by michelle k 1 in Music

2006-12-02 15:01:10 · 37 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

is gerard way gunna change his hair back?

2006-12-02 15:01:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-12-02 15:00:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I couldn't resist, I was looking at the profile- hope this isn't too offensive, otherwise I will delete the question. * But hey, I've seen worse questions than this quite frankly * Thanks everyone. :-)♦

2006-12-02 15:00:37 · 13 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 15:00:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would'd win?
i say ron but he says harry all ron needs is one good hit

2006-12-02 14:59:52 · 13 answers · asked by tip 3 in Movies

2006-12-02 14:59:31 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She deserves one. ; )

2006-12-02 14:58:52 · 10 answers · asked by Chistiaŋ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 14:58:45 · 26 answers · asked by lexi 1 in Movies

PLEASE don't be a smart alek and say receipe because I get it! Please say something funny

2006-12-02 14:58:43 · 15 answers · asked by keybaordz 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-02 14:58:09 · 8 answers · asked by T C 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-02 14:57:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i want as many as possible thx !

2006-12-02 14:57:17 · 6 answers · asked by jackie 1 in Comics & Animation

What can meditating do?
Can it help me be more calm and not care abt what people think of me

2006-12-02 14:57:03 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Horoscopes

2006-12-02 14:57:00 · 7 answers · asked by HONEY B 1 in Television

2006-12-02 14:56:49 · 15 answers · asked by shookyloo® 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 14:56:35 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-02 14:56:19 · 7 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys