One day, the Lord decided to make a companion for Adam. He summoned St. Peter. He told St. Peter that he wanted to make a being who was similar to man, yet was different, and could offer him comfort, companionship and pleasure. The Lord said he would call this being woman.
So St. Peter went about creating this being which was similar to man yet was different in ways that would be appealing and could provide physical pleasure to man. When St. Peter had finished creating this being who could now be called woman he summoned The Lord.
"I am now ready to provide the brain, nerve endings and senses to the being, this .. woman. I require your assistance on this matter O Lord. How many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals", inquired St. Peter.
"How many did we put in Adam?", asked The Lord.
"Four hundred and twenty, ", replied St. Peter. "
"Do the same for woman", said The Lord.
"Yes, O Great Lord", said St. Peter.
"No, wait.", said The Lord. "Give her ten thousand, when she cums, I want her to scream my f*cking name!"
2006-12-02 15:05:54 · 2 answers · asked by al p 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
then go to the religion section bitty cause you have no sense of humor
2006-12-02 15:46:49 · update #1