Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2006

A classroom full of kids were asked by the teacher to create a sentence with the word contagious in it.
Little Donna says "people who are ill may have a contagious disease and are kept seperated from other patients"
'very good' says the teacher.
Little Billy says"huh! thats nothin', me and my dad were walking in the park and saw a painter painting a rail fence with a 1" paintbrush and my dad said f*** me its going to take that contagious to finish that fence'

2006-12-01 06:45:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

How is the water temp in the Atlantic? I have never been there so I am curious. And do you live in a historical town? If not, then what is your favorite historical thing or place to visit?

2006-12-01 06:45:50 · 2 answers · asked by wonderlandprincess83 3 in Polls & Surveys

a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

2006-12-01 06:45:32 · 7 answers · asked by All I need is you 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-01 06:45:27 · 16 answers · asked by iluvrelientk 2 in Horoscopes

and you would rather bottle them up and forget about them and suppress them? I would.

2006-12-01 06:44:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-12-01 06:44:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sorry about my last lame joke.. lol..

What do you think..?

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get £400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on £800 a year!'

2006-12-01 06:44:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If anything?

For me, I saw what appeared to be a homeless guy laying on the hood of an expensive sportscar..in the sunlight..heh heh..

2006-12-01 06:44:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's always about him. Serious replies only. Thanks.

2006-12-01 06:44:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I know it was because of the green candle, but how did it happen? See, I've watched every episode of MMPR as a kid except The Green Candle part 1 & 2. Oh yeah... And also that episode where Kim breaks up with Tommy. I didn't get to watch that too. Do you mind telling me what happened. Don't worry, I ain't a retard. I'm just reminiscing here. Okay?

2006-12-01 06:44:06 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-01 06:43:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

sorry, dr schlep, you were toooooo slooooooow

2006-12-01 06:43:30 · 13 answers · asked by sweetie 5 in Polls & Surveys

mine is mt. dew =)

2006-12-01 06:42:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anybody have the video with sonny moore and jono evanes called rubber jono? Is there any way you could sent it to me so i can get it on my ipod? Or if you could upload it on to Google Video i could download it from there. Thanks in advance!

2006-12-01 06:42:21 · 1 answers · asked by heavy_metal_freak113 2 in Music

If you are a One Tree Hill fan, then you understand my problem.....should I put the #3 or the #22 on the back?

2006-12-01 06:41:44 · 3 answers · asked by Whatsit2U 1 in Television

The Irish Water polo team had to go home after their horses drowned!

2006-12-01 06:41:42 · 13 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-01 06:41:26 · 12 answers · asked by april9_rockstar 2 in Music

2006-12-01 06:41:23 · 4 answers · asked by awawa_y 1 in Movies

Does anyone know where I can find piano tabs for the song "Ordinary People" by John Legend? I can't read sheet music yet so I really need tabs. Also anyone know where I can find tabs for "Speed of Sound" by Coldplay?

Thank You

2006-12-01 06:41:14 · 2 answers · asked by S.H.I.E.L.D. 1 in Music

What was so funny?

2006-12-01 06:41:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-01 06:40:35 · 20 answers · asked by KALYAN C 1 in Movies

2006-12-01 06:39:58 · 24 answers · asked by screaming frenzy 5 in Polls & Surveys

Robert Deniro
Harrison Ford,
Borat
Hank Azaria
Jason Biggs

2006-12-01 06:39:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"A thief just ran off with my wallet," yelled the champion runner.
"Couldn't you catch him?" asked a bystander.
"Sure, I even took the lead, but when I looked back, he was gone!

P.S. Did you laugh?:-)

2006-12-01 06:39:11 · 12 answers · asked by ~ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-01 06:38:32 · 11 answers · asked by screaming frenzy 5 in Polls & Surveys

beyonce new sh!tty song "irreplaceable" how many times is she gonna say "you must not know bout me" and freakin "to the left" its annoying as all he*l not to mention how freaking fat and ugly she is!!! anybody else feelingthis or am i the only one????

2006-12-01 06:38:01 · 25 answers · asked by ~*cRaCkNeSs*~ 3 in Celebrities

My wedding is set for April 29th. I am planning on giving cds of the music we will be playing at our reception as favors. We are looking for song ideas. I am including a list of the songs we've already chosen to give you an idea of what type of music we listen to. Please give me lots of ideas!

Thank You for Loving Me Bon Jovi
Angel Lionel RIchie
A Moment Like This Kelly Clarkson
Hero Enrique Iglesias
When It's Love Van Halen
Seduces Me Celine Deon

2006-12-01 06:37:49 · 8 answers · asked by orangeflameninja 4 in Music

How many members of the Wayans Family are there? and what are their names?

thanx

2006-12-01 06:36:51 · 15 answers · asked by Jamieson 5 in Celebrities

that commercial that has that asian guy singing E-40, i thinks its for boost mobile? its so great, does any one else agree.

2006-12-01 06:36:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

1. Do you evar shock yourself with the things you say or do?
2a. Women: Is there anything bettar in the world than taking yer bra off at the end of the day?
2b. Men: Do your feet smell? How can they do that?
3. From where you are sitting now, how many peeple could you shoot rubber bands at?

Thank you for answering this POLL from DPN. ♥

2006-12-01 06:36:13 · 33 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys