"A thief just ran off with my wallet," yelled the champion runner.
"Couldn't you catch him?" asked a bystander.
"Sure, I even took the lead, but when I looked back, he was gone!
P.S. Did you laugh?:-)
2006-12-01 06:39:11 · 12 answers · asked by ~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes
2006-12-01 06:41:32 · answer #1 · answered by Milo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A teacher asked her students to use the word
"definitely" properly in a sentence. Lil Susie goes first
and declares "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
replies "It's cloudy, today Susie ... the sky is actually gray." Bobby goes next by saying
"The grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "No, Bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ......
Then Lil Johnny asks a question "Teacher,
Do farts have lumps in them" ? ........
The teacher gives Johnny a very stern look,
and says in firm voice "No Johnny, they don't" ! ........
Lil Johnny replies back "Then I DEFINITELY shitt my pants" !
LOL
2006-12-01 06:41:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
next time write down all of you serial numbers on the bills you have in your wallet. the treasury will give you back all of you money if you have those numbers....
ps: did you laugh?
2006-12-01 06:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes !
But a very bad joke !
2006-12-01 06:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by Kinjal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry dude for loosing few points for nothing but thanx for giving me 2
2006-12-01 09:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, i got angry that I cant get those 10 seconds of my life back that you wasted!
2006-12-01 06:46:50 · answer #6 · answered by ricks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW that was the best joke of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would die listening to jokes like this
2006-12-01 07:08:31 · answer #7 · answered by jello 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it empty? then forget.If not , dnot tell how much it contained
2006-12-01 06:55:23 · answer #8 · answered by renganathan g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no...get a life yaar
2006-12-01 08:48:36 · answer #9 · answered by stars 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
he he he he he he he he he he he
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
p.s. I did laugh, you can see,now send me best answer
2006-12-01 06:51:31 · answer #10 · answered by toppopsy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋