A classroom full of kids were asked by the teacher to create a sentence with the word contagious in it.
Little Donna says "people who are ill may have a contagious disease and are kept seperated from other patients"
'very good' says the teacher.
Little Billy says"huh! thats nothin', me and my dad were walking in the park and saw a painter painting a rail fence with a 1" paintbrush and my dad said f*** me its going to take that contagious to finish that fence'
2006-12-01 06:45:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had bigger boobs than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the woman is." The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mom that many of the men have larger 'units' than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the beach to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mom, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest lady on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
LOL ; )
2006-12-01 06:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Like watching paint dry !
2006-12-01 08:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet it took the contagious to come up with that joke - lol
2006-12-01 06:55:19 · answer #3 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer i like painting
2006-12-01 06:51:42 · answer #4 · answered by G-Unit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋