Serenity Prayers
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people who seriously pissed me off.
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be attached to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
Help me to remember that when I'm having a bad day and it seems that everyone is really trying to piss me off, it takes forty muscles to frown, but only four to extend my arm and smack someone in the chops.
(Just got this from someone)
2006-12-01
12:18:15
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