Serenity Prayers
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people who seriously pissed me off.
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be attached to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
Help me to remember that when I'm having a bad day and it seems that everyone is really trying to piss me off, it takes forty muscles to frown, but only four to extend my arm and smack someone in the chops.
(Just got this from someone)
2006-12-01 12:18:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL...Yeah, I read this when I'm having a bad day...
2006-12-01 12:28:01 · update #1
I love it I have used it before in my life time
2006-12-01 12:20:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2006-12-01 20:27:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-12-01 20:21:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-01 20:24:14 · answer #4 · answered by Naples_6 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I love it.
2006-12-02 01:05:15 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved it ..i just have to copy that one down
2006-12-01 20:39:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amen
2006-12-01 20:22:55 · answer #7 · answered by g49joeybethl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2006-12-01 20:20:52 · answer #8 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it
2006-12-01 20:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by mara 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that the new catholic penance prayer????
2006-12-01 20:25:11 · answer #10 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋