Entertainment & Music - 28 November 2006

2006-11-28 11:58:21 · 11 answers · asked by Melissa 5 in Music

The young couple is on their honeymoon. After a few hours of exhausting great sex he says, "Now you won't see me for a while."

"We're on our honeymoon!" she exclaims. "Where do you think you're going?"

"Nowhere, Sweetie," he says. "Please turn over."

2006-11-28 11:57:15 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Johny went to class one day, and the whole class was working, when suddenly the teacher says

"if you are stupid stand up"

no one stands up untill suddenly little johny stands.

the teacher says

"Little Johny you think your stupid?"

he replies by saying

"no but i didn't want you to be the only one standing their alone!"

2006-11-28 11:57:12 · 23 answers · asked by [blahh] ™ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-28 11:57:06 · 13 answers · asked by O♥/ MalOdey /Oღ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-28 11:56:51 · 13 answers · asked by ??? 2 in Celebrities

I need easy words for 5-6 yr old Japanese kids to sing at a concert.
Hello Goodbye is not an option, and although Yellow Submarine is child-like it's vocabulary is not and Why Don't We Do It In The Road is not appropriate.

2006-11-28 11:56:44 · 11 answers · asked by David A 4 in Music

2006-11-28 11:56:35 · 26 answers · asked by kicking_back 5 in Music

Which do you think is a better name for a girl?

Impala

or

Malibu

There both names of chevy cars, but we likes em both.

2006-11-28 11:56:29 · 45 answers · asked by Fartface McNumbnuts 3 in Polls & Surveys

I found you miss ____ _____ _______ get it together and bring it back to me hit the dance club for about a month or two...

2006-11-28 11:56:20 · 8 answers · asked by sweetluckyfive 1 in Music

i have the option of either having a big party or going to new york and i live in california. which would you choose and why?

2006-11-28 11:56:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-28 11:56:07 · 1 answers · asked by Jennifer P 1 in Television

2006-11-28 11:55:25 · 25 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm trying to come up with a disaply name for my myspace. Any suggestions?? Right now its katieee♥Oh snap!

2006-11-28 11:55:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm from NC

2006-11-28 11:55:12 · 46 answers · asked by Meowmixtape 4 in Polls & Surveys

You know the guys acting like they control you, the ones who kill inocent people for nothing, the ones commiting crimes and getting away with it, the ones hating races just because iof their color, the ones who need weapons to fight, the ones who dont even look into both sides of a story before making a decision? Well, there are some good cops out there. Ones that are the total oppisite of most cops. Ones who are fair, smart, not racist, and kind. Like the other day a cop helped me and my mom fix up her car after it broke down. Thats what you call a good cop!

2006-11-28 11:54:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On the album version of this song, who is the woman who raps in the song? What is her name and do you have any additional info on her?

Thanks :)

2006-11-28 11:54:56 · 2 answers · asked by KylieM 6 in Music

2006-11-28 11:54:51 · 11 answers · asked by FreeWilly 4 in Celebrities

2006-11-28 11:54:27 · 8 answers · asked by rasckal 3 in Movies

My mom has an acustic guitar and she's had it restrung on two of the strings. She doesn't know how to play and she wants me to learn, and so do i. We are busy with a new house, and tons of redecorating, so we don't really have themoney, nor do i ahve the time for lessons. I have herad of many many people teaching themselves to play, but how does one start. i have some basics in music, as i'm in junior high chior, but i've also heard that intrument music is quite different than vocal music. any help would be great...thanx!!

2006-11-28 11:54:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-28 11:54:13 · 4 answers · asked by marie p 1 in Television

3 guys get trapped on an island with a canibal. The canibal tells them to brong him ten of any fruit. The first guy brings apples. The cannibal tells the guy to shove the apples up his butt. The guy does so but quits after the first one.The canibal eats him The second comes with blackberries. He shoves 1....2....3....4...5...6...7...8...9.. and then bursts into laughter and farts them all out. He too gets eaten. In heaven the two eaten meet. The first guy asks the second, " YOU WERE ABOUT TO BE FREE WHY DID YOU LAGH?" The second answers," AS I WAS SHOVING UP THE LAST BLUEBERRY, I SAW THE THIRD GUY COMING BACK WITH 10 PINEAPPLES"

2006-11-28 11:53:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My favorite is Sleepless In Seattle. Recommend some others to me, I want to widen my collection.

2006-11-28 11:53:38 · 15 answers · asked by Meowmixtape 4 in Polls & Surveys

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

2006-11-28 11:53:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A hunter was tracking a bear. The bear was always two hills ahead of him and would turn around at the top of the hill to look back.
This disgusted the hunter so that he waved his arm “Dammit, bear come here. Dammit, stop going on!”
Same thing the next hill, he waves his rm ”Dammit, bear come here!” And the next one.
Trecking up the next hill, suddenly the bear comes over the top in a full run.
The hunter is so startled he drops his gun and can’t run before the bear grabs him in a big hug, squeezing him tighter and tighter.
Instantly the hunter realizes what he must do.
He masturbates the bear, and the bear lets go toppling over backwards.
This time the hunter runs like hell and only looks back after going two hills. The bear is still where the hunter left him, looking at him and waving his arm.

2006-11-28 11:52:58 · 8 answers · asked by Everyman 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-28 11:52:40 · 37 answers · asked by Selena Jade's Mommy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Antar wa Abla with Farid Shouky songs please----I watched it once and loved the songs soooo much and I want to hear them again....anyone know where I can find them online and download them please!!!! :(
And no please I don't want the movie! I just want to listen to the songs!!!

Thanks so much!!!!
ya3teekom el3afya!!!!

2006-11-28 11:52:36 · 1 answers · asked by amoora 1 in Movies

Today while I was taking a dump I noticed that something bright red was in it. Is this bad? What can i do about it?

2006-11-28 11:52:29 · 10 answers · asked by Gyan Asamoah 1 in Polls & Surveys

What did one paedphile say to the other????

2006-11-28 11:52:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Help me.....?
Does anybody have a twin? Or would like to have one?
Has anyone been electrocuted? Share your story?
Whats your favourite country song title? Here's some good ones -?
Why do so many Girls like the bad guys?
When you fall, everyone laughs?
Have you ever thought someone looked so good it almost hurt when you realized you could never have them?
Who's going to pluck Big Bird's wings?
What's the deal with Baked Alaska ?
If i get bitten by a spider will i shoot spider webs out of my hands?
Why is the JOLLY Green Giant so JOLLY all the Time?
What are some ways to write a brilliant essay?
Coca Cola or Bargs Root Beer?
What Would you Like To Vent about?
What's the weirdest thing you've ever peed on?
Which Actress do you think has the Nicest Pair of Boobs? (Real Ones)?
Are you on farrm?
My favourite souvenir is___, and i got it from__!?
Do you have bling bling?

2006-11-28 11:52:14 · 5 answers · asked by Meowmixtape 4 in Polls & Surveys

I remember that Steve Martin used to be The Biggest Advocate against Cat Juggling! I just wondered if it ever got outlawed?

It Is Soooooo Apalling!

2006-11-28 11:52:03 · 7 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys