3 guys get trapped on an island with a canibal. The canibal tells them to brong him ten of any fruit. The first guy brings apples. The cannibal tells the guy to shove the apples up his butt. The guy does so but quits after the first one.The canibal eats him The second comes with blackberries. He shoves 1....2....3....4...5...6...7...8...9.. and then bursts into laughter and farts them all out. He too gets eaten. In heaven the two eaten meet. The first guy asks the second, " YOU WERE ABOUT TO BE FREE WHY DID YOU LAGH?" The second answers," AS I WAS SHOVING UP THE LAST BLUEBERRY, I SAW THE THIRD GUY COMING BACK WITH 10 PINEAPPLES"
2006-11-28 11:53:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! 15/10
2006-11-28 12:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by KITZYA R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-28 19:56:30 · answer #2 · answered by Selena Jade's Mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, you're missing something...
The cannibal said to shove the fruits that they brought up their *** without even making a face.... And if they made a face, he would eat the guy...
I heard that already..
but still smiled..
2006-11-28 19:58:39 · answer #3 · answered by kim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny but you left out a few parts.
7/10
2006-11-28 20:19:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hihi, Haha, Its a 4.
2006-11-28 20:53:16 · answer #5 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Very funny. 7/10.
2006-11-28 20:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd give it a 8 because it is the funnyest joke i've read in 2 weeks
2006-11-28 19:57:28 · answer #7 · answered by Britney Spears 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
welllol i never heardx it b4 and i luved it but you said he shoved blackberries then he said somthing about blueberries and were refering to the same thing
2006-11-28 20:54:42 · answer #8 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8. presentation (especially for a read joke) needs a bit of work
2006-11-28 19:55:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! I'd give it a perfect 10! LOL! =D
2006-11-28 19:57:07 · answer #10 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋