Would women kindly cease to compare childbirth to being kicked in the balls?

Question

Help me.....?
Does anybody have a twin? Or would like to have one?
Has anyone been electrocuted? Share your story?
Whats your favourite country song title? Here's some good ones -?
Why do so many Girls like the bad guys?
When you fall, everyone laughs?
Have you ever thought someone looked so good it almost hurt when you realized you could never have them?
Who's going to pluck Big Bird's wings?
What's the deal with Baked Alaska ?
If i get bitten by a spider will i shoot spider webs out of my hands?
Why is the JOLLY Green Giant so JOLLY all the Time?
What are some ways to write a brilliant essay?
Coca Cola or Bargs Root Beer?
What Would you Like To Vent about?
What's the weirdest thing you've ever peed on?
Which Actress do you think has the Nicest Pair of Boobs? (Real Ones)?
Are you on farrm?
My favourite souvenir is___, and i got it from__!?
Do you have bling bling?

Answer 1

This is not a question, it is many questions for the price of one! No, I am not a twin. Thankfully, I have not been electrocuted. I don't care for country music since Jim Reeves died. I don't like bad guys. No one laughs at falls in my life, there is too much paperwork involved. Yes. Why would you want to pluck BB's wings? Never had Baked Alaska. No, to the spider question. Jolly Green has got to sell a lot of veggies. Stay awake in English class. Coca Cola, please. Nothing to vent tonight. Can't recollect. Don't care about actresses boobs, I like the guys. I am not on a farm, but I live among a lot of dairy farms. No souvenirs. Love bling bling. Bye bye. That was fun.

PS. Childbirth is more like the pain of passing kidney stones.

Answer 2

Frankly there IS no comparison. Childbirth is MUCH worse!!!
no
no
Georgia by Willie Nelson
cause the're HOT
no, because they are afraid of me
sort of
don't know but I'd be happy to help
very yummy dessert served on cruise ships
no
cause he's rich from making commercials
use your mind
Coke
my husband hasn't gotten our spa fixed and it's been nearly two years
the cement behind the dumpster in an apartment complex
me
no
a gold maile (sp?) leaf ring with black coral from Hawaii
a little

Answer 3

No
no
Over and over
Yes
NO
Yes
Just some girls do
Not in the mood for chicken
Coke
Not good with essays
Already vented today
Carport floor
Dolly Parton
Yes
Keychain New York
Yes

Answer 4

no, not really
no, dont have a story to share
dont like country
not sure
yea i laugh
yea, sometimes
big birds assistant
never had baked alaska
yes you will
cuz hes jolly, its in his name
just write it, the way you want to
coca cola
??
my sister
uhh
yes, sorta
my fav. souvenir is a flat penny, from six flags
nope

Answer 5

Special Ed ... you are NOT!!

... and when you actually give birth, you can attempt to tell me what to do with MY balls.